Jess McCarthy

not that i need more reasons to buy vodka but add this ad to the list

@sallah82 @stdeepspacenine @NanaVisitor We got an email that we got to auditions but then they never told us what time :(

Just had a successful audition to go on #hardquiz - special subject @stdeepspacenine told them @NanaVisitor is my hero! Should be fun!

“People tend to associate creativity with the ability to come up with something artistic when in actual fact, creativity is the ability to perceive the world in new ways, to find hidden patterns, to make connections between seemingly…” — @ohpotatopirates link.medium.com/aI3R3t3AkW

#NowPlaying: Alibi play.google.com/music/m/Txmalj…

I listened to this song a few times and then I get The Pixies “where is my mind” stuck in my head. #thatverse play.google.com/music/m/Tz2rrd…

How more people haven’t heard of these guys, I have no idea. “You can stay afraid or you can slit the throat of fear and be brave”. Ooof. play.google.com/music/m/T2pwp4…

@AppleSupport booked appointment to get battery replaced - was clear on the phone about what I needed. They were 20+ mins late and I was told they couldn’t replace battery since appointment was too late. What a total waste of time.

Independent candidate @kerrynwentworth has added her voice to the growing number of people recognising there is no future for live sheep export in Australia #liveexport #liveexports #rspca

"I believe it is our moral and ethical responsibility to bring an end to Live Sheep Exports". - @drkerrynphelps #WentworthVotes View here: facebook.com/28813694868554…

I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

Looks like there's a new album brewing - so if you love duets, you'll love this. play.google.com/music/m/Txdxvd…

“So the next time you wonder why a girl or woman is leaving your room, your class, your major, or your field, I encourage you to consider the possibility that maybe she is simply tired of being in an environment where she must navigate…”  @jmankoff/why-dont-women-want-to-code-ask-them-61fd8670aef5" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@jmankoff/why-…

@Bloss55 @Tony_Burke THIS IS WHAT I KEEP TELLING EVERYONE!!

I have just moved that Peter Dutton’s eligibility be referred to the High Court. #auspol voting now

McDonald's worker with Down syndrome celebrates 30 YEARS in the job dailym.ai/2eDTNYX via @MailOnline

#BigData is essential to the creation of #SmartCities. Here's more on how it enables cities to address their existing issues while offering a means to facilitate future development: tinyurl.com/y9esvdue

Soooo sad... Why An Orca Mourned Her Calf for 17 Days on.natgeo.com/2ODYx0M via @NatGeo

So I have reason to be reading up on Australian defamation cases and there are so many interesting ones, like the time someone sued over a Far Side cartoon that listed a phone number for Satan and it happened to be their number.

@kplyley I tried to do this to a girl I sat next to at work years ago. Never succeeded.

[driving] 6-year-old: How long till we get there? Me: Two and a half Harry Potters. 6: *understand completely*

A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.