Jessica Misener

Gonna turn this Pizza Hut into a Pizza Home

Learning how to #JOMO before the weekend

food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass

I have thought about this 2015(!!) @nitashatiku piece on WeWork roughly once an hour for the last three weeks buzzfeednews.com/article/nitash…

why is podcast theme music so bad

i *have* been looking for a facial that will meet its Q3 OKRs with measurable KPIs

"Purdue Pharma, facing thousands of lawsuits and bankruptcy, wants to pay ‘certain employees’ $34 million in bonuses" washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/09…

Very strong correlation between supporting Trump and ... finding vegetarians annoying buzzfeed.com/newsletters/th… via @dataforprogress @SeanMcElwee

the last time i went to urgent care i checked off “excessive crying” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies

the cool thing about no longer being in your 20s is it's perfectly possible to feel pretty much normal and ok as long as you strictly follow a carefully planned out routine. any deviation and you're garbage for days.

Every year on 9/11, I read this beautiful, heartbreaking piece by @SteveKandell — and you should too: buzzfeednews.com/article/stevek…

🍂 An almost-fall reminder that my guide to never leaving your house comes out in two months! You can read more and preorder it here: simonandschuster.com/books/JOMO/Jes…