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@I_am_axhokaa She from Long beans California

@hfcbkenya why is mobile banking to mpesa not working

@ivymuthe Bursary hawa hehe but very nice babes

If you haven't married a Kamba woman or you don't have a Kamba girlfriend, you're missing out a lot.

@MarketMinds101 @therealantoh Agreed but we just saw a police officer so no action will be taken. The people are protected looks like twotam is in sight full force

@therealantoh At @MarketMinds101 we believe this level of political intolerance must be strongly condemned. Wrong Wrong Wrong!!!

Waah,sidhani kama Linda Meanachi watawai rudi Kisii tena😂

@BigTG09 @MorbidKnowledge He still needed to follow the law which he practiced. Don't you see that's more ironical than it sounds

You literally cannot make this up. A dedicated environmental lawyer cleans a choked river with his own money, restores a dead ecosystem, and the government's response is: "Where is your paperwork for saving those fish?" 🤦‍♂️The EA ignoring rampant corporate sewage dumping while threatening a community hero with two years in prison is pure institutional dysfunction. They should be funding the River Roding Trust and taking notes from them, not investigating them. Absolute madness.

A U.K. lawyer who removed 200 bags of waste from a polluted river now faces up to two years in prison for doing so without a permit. Paul Powlesland is a 40-year-old barrister specialising in environmental law who lives on a narrowboat along the River Roding in East London. He founded the River Roding Trust, a community organisation working to restore the river through litter removal, habitat restoration and tree planting. For years, he asked the Environment Agency to address the crisis on Alders Brook, a tributary choked with waste. Nothing happened. So in February 2026, Powlesland and his volunteers took matters into their own hands. Over ten days, they hired an excavator for roughly £1,000 and cleared a heavily polluted 250-metre stretch of the brook. The team removed more than 200 bags of rubbish, along with branches, thick silt, invasive weeds, discarded household appliances, used needles, and even abandoned weapons. The results were immediate. Within weeks, the restored stretch began flowing again. Fish, dragonflies, herons, irises and reed beds returned to a section of river that had been ecologically dead. Then came the letter. The Environment Agency informed Powlesland he was under investigation for carrying out "unpermitted works," alleging the dredging constituted a flood risk activity requiring an environmental permit. The offence carries a maximum penalty of two years in prison. Powlesland's response was pointed. "After decades of ignoring rampant environmental crime on the Roding, the Environment Agency has finally decided to act. But it's not action against Thames Water for dumping billions of litres of sewage, or the waste criminals who dumped thousands of tonnes of rubbish on its banks, but against the River Roding Trust for restoring a river without a permit."

@Brown_niccur Untill they are busy gallivanting with maasai men

Sex is the last thing murima ladies look for in a relationship.

@PetesMurithi @Asamoh_ Maybe the self proclaimed masculinity doctor who is famous around here

@Asamoh_ How is a doctor an expert in these matters?

Men should not get attached to their kids. Some senior doctor told me if you want a lady to leave you easily , care less about Children

@newto_code_14 Then after 5 years tutakuona kwa Itugi TV

Bro to bro; ukiwa club ikifika saa saba ama nane hivi normalise visiting those ladies washrooms,,,you may just get laid😅

@Web3flux I doubt he is doing it for the top seat. Hii paid activism Ikona pesa sana good money.

Nani alidanganya Maraga anaeza kua President? Haha jamaa anawaste retirement yake akidhani atakua Rais.

Ulipostuwa siku ya father day ama ulifichwa kama bangi

Men, if you ever get to choose between a woman with good looks and a cook. Make sure you get a woman who can take care of you when you are sick.

@C_NyaKundiH Haha

Codex is so good that you don’t even have to fear your project being stopped mid development on the same day your plan expires. OpenAI understands builders better. Claude, on the other hand, can be very aggressive and money hungry with limits. Ask those whose projects have been abandoned halfway because the meter decided to die in the middle of serious work.

@savannafibreke are you guys operating in rongai and it's environs

@C_NyaKundiH DM if you need help with the routers

Those who bought the Safaricom 5G Routers

@peculiarchichii Tbh as a man if you can just focus on work without pegging your life on a woman you will be very successful in life

Elon musk doesn't even have a stable family. How was he able to become this successful without a wife?

@AIRTEL_KE Thank you for the clarification

@jessy3g Hi @jessy3g. No, a booster plan is a smaller package that you purchase which allows you to continue enjoying internet services once your Unlimited plan reaches FUP. ^Lulu

@AIRTEL_KE This booster pack can I subscribe to it if my package expired

@Onorpik Mtauwana sana Africans don't have the brains to handle guns slavery messed up our minds bana

What if Kenyans are allowed to buy and own guns the way Americans do. Do you think there will be police killings during demonstrations?

@ggiste people can spend alot of money buying alcohol in a weekend or even toys for their children but paying a househelp 18,000 is where they draw the line. That shows how low we think of them

I am shocked with Alfred Mutua's directive that we should pay house helps Ksh 18,000 per month. Currently,I live in Nairobi and my salary is Ksh 75,000. I pay my househelp Ksh 10,000. My rent is Ksh 15,000 and shopping plus food cost me more than Ksh 20,000. After all the expenses,I remain with less than Ksh15,000 to save. If I increase my house help's salary to 18k it means I won't be saving any money. For those who have house helps,how much do you pay them? From Mary Anne

@Maryian96 Loving them too much

How many times are we gonna talk about love?? This guy has burnt his wife and kids with acid and then he did the same thing to himself,we have been saying that if it's not working wachana nayo Bana! You got a whole life ahead of you,can getting a text in your wife phone make you kill yourself?? And your kids? Is it worth it my friends aiiii wacheni!!!!