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The United States Secretary of Defense said this out loud: “Flying over their capital. Death and destruction from the sky all day long. We’re playing for keeps.” Tehran has a population denser than New York City. He is describing the deaths of millions of human beings like a movie trailer. Pete Hegseth quoted Pulp Fiction as scripture at a Pentagon sermon. He lied under oath about troops at polling locations. He fired the Navy Secretary for obeying a federal judge. And this is the man controlling the most powerful military on earth.

Last year, Patrick Bailey finished first among all catchers in run value for pitching framing, and Austin Hedges was fourth. This is like having Pete Crow-Armstrong and Cedanne Rafaela platooning in center field. Every day, the best of the best will be behind home plate for Cleveland. For a franchise that relies on pitching so heavily, it makes sense.

Today Travis Bazzana: -Hit a 427 bomb -Saw 7 pitches even in a strikeout -Stole 2 bags -Kept a rally going with his base running I have seen this movie before

“A lot of mixed emotions. Bo's our brother. We believe so, so much in him. I firmly believe Bo's gonna catch in this league for a very long time.” #Guardians catcher Austin Hedges on Bo Naylor being optioned to AAA Columbus. #GuardsBall x @WEWS

Welcome to Cleveland, Patrick! #GuardsBall

IRON CURTAIN: Patrick Bailey’s Defensive Runs Above Average (DEF) of 102.4 is the highest in MLB since 2020, according to @fangraphs…his career began in 2023. Bailey (102.4) and Austin Hedges (81.3) hold the highest DEF ratings in MLB since 2021. #GuardsBall | @CleGuardians

So, the Trumpers who signed up for the $500 Trump phone YEARS ago and have still not received them just got an email saying they will NEVER receive them and.....wait for it.....wait for it...... Trump's keeping their deposit. 🤣😂🤣 Art of the grift.

Horror Airport Crash Unfolds as Transport Boss Plugs His Reality TV Gig thedailybeast.com/horror-airport… via @thedailybeast The FAA is in total disarray. People are breaching airport security and there is another deadly incident daily. It is only a matter of time before there is another major accident with massive loss of life. But Transportation Sec Sean Duffy is busy filming a new reality series about his 6 month long “family road trip” instead of doing his job. Most family's can only dream of taking a vacation or road trip due to Trump’s war and collapsing economy. But Sean Duffy has nothing better to do than spend 6 months filming another reality series while totally ignoring the problems at the FAA. I would say “Shame on Sean Duffy” but as a MAGA Republican, Duffy has no shame.

🇺🇸Trump at 10:00 PM — "I've settled eight wars, actually nine, and now it looks like we could have 10." 🇮🇷Iran at 10:05 AM — "This man actually started a war, lost it, and fools everyone by saying he settled it. Absolutely crazy." 🤣 That was Brutal response 🔥

#BREAKING: Psaki: “Yesterday we learned that Trump’s FBI Director Kash Patel had launched an investigation focused in journalist Sarah Fitzpatrick after she reported out a bombshell story revealing Patel’s alleged abuse of alcohol. And what did Sarah Fitzpatrick and The Atlantic where she works do? Did she crawl into a ball and hide under her desk? Nope, on the SAME DAY we got news of that investigation, she published ANOTHER explosive story about Kash Patel’s personalized stash of branded Bourbons…Now Patel is reportedly having a paranoid meltdown inside FBI headquarters.”😳😂

@SkylineReport I thought Trump 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 awarded himself The Congressional Medal of Honor! In military school he earned the Stolen Valor cross and the Bullshit Award with Oak Leaf cluster.

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump has repeatedly discussed the idea of giving HIMSELF the Congressional Medal of Honor. Not privately whispered once. Publicly. On camera. Multiple times. Trump said he wanted the medal after his 2018 Iraq trip and admitted he asked aides whether he could legally award it to himself. Then came this line: “I’m going to test the law… maybe I’ll win in court.” The Congressional Medal of Honor is the nation’s highest military decoration, traditionally reserved for service members who risk their lives in combat “above and beyond the call of duty.” Trump never served in the military. He received multiple draft deferments during Vietnam. And now he’s openly floating the idea of rewriting the rules so he can pin America’s highest combat honor onto his own chest. Think about how insane this actually is. Veterans bled for that medal. Some died for it. Entire families carry that sacrifice for generations. And the President of the United States is publicly workshop-testing whether he can award it to himself because he landed on an unlit runway.

Resurfaced Trump 2024 video clip exposes the game, bragging to "rich as hell" elites that he’ll give them tax cuts, while poor and working families struggle.