Jess K. Zimmerman🌻

Hopefully for more than a day ... @LUQLTER @SEVLTER Schoolyard Symposium

Fuck it, what could go wrong. I’m back. Blue sky is a liberal echo chamber and Instagram is self-absorbed and Facebook is where I wanna interact with old friends. Just wanna see the raw news as it’s happening. So I guess I’m stuck with X.

Goodbye, sweet Twitter. It used to be so much fun. I’m moving over to that Cielo Azul place (jesterkz_punto_bsky_punto_social). You can also follow me on the Gram @jesterkz. I’m also trying to keep an Insta cat site going @bradscats. And I am always on FB. Goodbye, cruel X.

@majeliskucing I just wish they’d use the litter box.

@MrBadHombre Like watching the two kittens that I just adopted.

@rgoodlaw @Liz_Cheney @gtconway3d @SarahLongwell25 @BillKristol @AdamKinzinger @Alyssafarah @OliviaTroye @OMGrisham @SykesCharlie @GeoffDuncanGA @Timodc We should call Maga Republicans in Shame Only.

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@JBThinkin Dead shooter?

How about we try it from THIS angle. Show me PROOF that trump was actually shot. A pic or video of impact in slow mo, a neutral 3rd party medical report, an actual scar, the bullet that supposedly hit him, blood sample from the incident? SHOW ME it wasn't a bunch of STAGED bullsh*t!!

@LaMontagneLab @umsl @mobotgarden @HarrisCenterEco Yowzaa! Congratulations!!

@heyaimsarah @OKWildlifeDept Oh snap! One less truly funny twitter account.

For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the @OKWildlifeDept account. This is my final post. It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵

@LakotaMan1 “Like”

So, if we were to cross paths someday I wouldn’t turn you away. I’d invite you in for some frybread, refreshments and stories of Lakota yore. Would you accept my invitation?

@LakotaMan1 Does she go to one?

@Acyn @Demi_Chimera Wouldn’t it be simpler if he insisted on aderall for all.

Trump: I want to debate this guy but I’m going to demand a drug test

Wonderful postdoc mentor

@elonmuskADO What’s X?

Another bad day at the office …

@LakotaMan1 Just very sad.

I mean no disrespect but, do SOME white people (MAGA’s) make other white people embarrassed or angry or both?

@VABVOX No.

Not trying to start something, but does anyone actually call Twitter X?

@ecology_awesome Yup

This feels correct. So glad others shared this super easy and fun shiny app that turns your Google scholar titles into a word cloud!

@ATRightMovies You really expect to read 58 fing tweets about this?

CASINO ROYALE was released 18 years ago. Daniel Craig’s first 007 outing and the film that reinvented James Bond, the behind-the-scenes story will have you weeping blood… 1/58