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For anyone wondering, I’m talking about when I post that totalitarian corporatocracy is when corporations enjoy more rights than do humans, and humans exist to serve corporate interests, not the other way around Basically what we’ve had formally since Citizens United

@Link01T @BNONews So the fire truck likely had less damage? Apparently 2 firefighters died

@torieskill @BNONews Fire trucks are dozens of tons of steel and water while planes are paper thin aluminum and plastic

NEW PHOTO: Air Canada plane badly damaged after collision with fire truck at New York's LaGuardia Airport

Geologist finds rare formation inside volcanic rock that looks exactly like ‘Cookie Monster’ on Sesame Street

@ohgoodgriefintx @BNONews That’s awful. What happened to the firefighters in that truck? I can’t believe they didn’t know not to drive up to a taxiing plane

@torieskill @BNONews Think the CRJ was landing. There’s still quite a bit of speed at that point. Heartbreaking.

@RhodeToLove @thehotti3vamp Marrying a psychologist last💀 What on earth did she learn in her training…because

he’s a whore omg?

@ThaPotator142 @Criminalsimpson No it doesn’t

@Criminalsimpson And this is just the beginning, I've got some BIG plans..

@Criminalsimpson Perfect Homer eyes

@LASTNAMELORDE I’m immediately suspicious of a “new apple” developed by Canadian agriculture (I’m Canadian)

uhm, did you guys know there’s a new apple out?

@NicholasGuyatt Well that would be a good outcome. We don’t need to ruin the environment for fart videos

The FT now reporting that, even without the energy shocks, there's a pretty good chance that the closure of Hormuz will pop the AI bubble and lead to a stock market crash

@Jim21572663 @KateBDoll Not even a joke, ICE has been grabbing Canadians

@KateBDoll Weeeeelll,they may have been trying to escape before ICE shows up.

Once again and this is going to be a daily reminder now is not the time to fly to America, lay over in America, fly through American airspace, or fly on American owned airlines.

@slt4PTVic @vampiric_shirin Only white people can accumulate that much crap and nobody in their life will say anything about it ever

@vampiric_shirin Fr don’t think I ever seen a person of color on Hoarders

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

Men my age (elder millennial) will take everything from you and your parents and then dump you for a new (usually younger) woman They are WORSE than their boomer fathers

This is one of the most unlikely friendship stories the internet has ever produced. In 2014, a writer named Matt Stopera had his phone stolen from a bar in New York City, USA. He bought a new one, assumed the old one was gone forever, and moved on with his life. About a year later, he noticed something strange. Photos he had never taken were appearing in his camera roll. A man he had never seen before. Standing next to an orange tree. Smiling at the camera. Then more photos. The same man. Different orange trees. More smiling. Matt had no idea who this person was or how his photos were getting there. Then he realised. His old stolen phone had somehow made its way to China. It was still connected to his account. Every photo the new owner took was quietly syncing to Matt's camera roll, thousands of miles away. Matt wrote a short article about it. Just a curious story. He was not expecting much. The article was translated into Chinese and published on Weibo, China's largest social media platform. Within hours it had millions of views. Chinese internet users launched a search to find the man in the photos. They called him Brother Orange. The hashtag to find him became one of the biggest trending topics on the entire platform overnight. Two days later, they found him. His name was Li Hongjun. He was a restaurant owner from a small city called Meizhou in southern China. He had bought the phone second-hand from a market, not knowing where it had come from. When he heard that the internet was looking for him his first reaction was fear. He had done nothing wrong but he had seen what happened when millions of strangers decided to find someone. He came forward anyway. Matt flew to China to meet him. A full media circus followed them everywhere. Cars drove through the streets with both of their faces printed on the side. They took mud baths together while a crowd of journalists filmed from the edge. Li had never been friends with anyone who was not Chinese. Matt did not speak a word of Mandarin. They communicated through a translator and somehow understood each other immediately. Li later visited Matt in the United States. They went to Las Vegas. Li tried string cheese for the first time. They have been close friends for over ten years. A documentary about their friendship was released in 2025. "One of the lessons I learned," Matt said, "is never judge a man by his selfies. In his selfies he looks so serious. In real life he was just the warmest, funniest, very smart guy."

@DoctorLemma I was just thinking about this story the other day, thankyou for covering it!

When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn't. "Oh, fuck off," said the guy's superior. "Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he's not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass." and that was my dad's brush with organized crime

@HighwayFromSaro @CDP1882 Do not blame this on immigrants. Being unsterile and ignoring public health practices is 100% a white European thing

@CDP1882 Were the staff responsible for this natives or foreigners? Just to note anyone starting to scream about this question: "Of their last 40 hearings, 80% of those accused of malpractice had foreign names." x.com/CompositeGuy_/…

There is a devastating scandal brewing in Wales... a teenage boy is among 21 people being tested for HIV and hepatitis after unsterilised surgical tools and equipment were used on patients at an NHS hospital. The boy was only told about the error three weeks after a procedure at the Royal Gwent Hospital in Newport. Hospital bosses knew about the mistake days after it happened, but the family weren't informed until a whistleblower dressed in medical scrubs and a surgical mask delivered a letter to the family home urging them to get in touch. The 15-year-old now faces six months of tests for HIV and hepatitis until he is given the all-clear. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@CDP1882 This was predictable when the west decided infection control was too inconvenient for capitalism

@SnideyofSuffolk @NoContextBrits That’s how they really look though. I’d put this in my bathroom

@NoContextBrits This monstrosity was for sale in a shop in Folkestone last year

@NoContextBrits At 80 pounds that’s a bargain

Almost every single white transmasc unfollowed or blocked me over opposing Ana Mardoll’s career at Lockheed and this is more about their fragile egos than Mardoll’s