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gaybraham lincoln

@jetblackjune

im ceb & welcome to part 4 in our series The Agonising Pain In Which I Live Every Day (he/him) #dicksquad |-/

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gaybraham lincoln@jetblackjune·
im getting "scatter the nuns" tattooed on my ass
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gaybraham lincoln@jetblackjune·
@ccastellanos118 @Albepositive my coworker said their priority order for refunds are 1st ppl who booked direct w credit cards, 2nd ppl who booked direct w debit cards, 3rd etc etc. she got hers yesterday but her son who had booked the same flight but paid w his debit card hasn't been refunded yet
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Al@Albepositive·
Spirit Airlines said, here’s your refund 😔
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gaybraham lincoln@jetblackjune·
@monkeyspiit i did this with spongebob & my wife also loves spongebob but she was very very annoyed. even after she turned it off to refocus me i kept laughing thinking about spongebob so she gave up. i do not deserve my beautiful wife
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monkey spit@monkeyspiit·
Guy who puts family guy on as background noise during sex but gets distracted and watches family guy instead
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gaybraham lincoln@jetblackjune·
@JohnJabronriiii @VersaceBedSprng @tradepartty my SIL almost took meth at a party because my wifes ex-roommate told her it was coke (roommate knew it was meth tho), she turned it down bc she was already crossfaded & only found out it was meth when roommates brother(their boss) got fired for coming to work high out of his mind
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John Jabroni@JohnJabronriiii·
@VersaceBedSprng @tradepartty Not so. I had someone give me some for giving them a ride once and I thought it was coke (never done meth before that) and I snorted all of it at once (3 somewhat small lines) and I was up for somewhere between 40 and 50 hours.
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latke@latkedelrey·
people that take tylenol for headaches
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Brian A. Miller
Brian A. Miller@bfredmuggs·
My first day at Nickelodeon Animation they put me in a conference room and handed me a VHS tape. They said “watch this, it’s our next series” That video was “Help Wanted” I remember laughing out loud when I watched it Today is the anniversary of the premiere of that pilot in 1999
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Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG·
"It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic!" "Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater and... 'KKK'!? That's not good!"
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gaybraham lincoln@jetblackjune·
@Hazel_qs goddamn yall love to steal shit i saw this on reddit like 5 years ago
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Hazel@Hazel_qs·
I dyed my hair blue so my manager would stop blaming me for hair in customers’ food. I used to work at a sandwich shop where most of the staff had long dark hair. Mine was different—shorter, brown, always tied up, and I was the only one who consistently wore a hair net. Still, every time a customer complained about finding a long dark hair in their food, my manager blamed me immediately. No questions. No checking. Just me. So I dyed my hair bright blue. A few days later, it happened again. Customer complains. Manager turns to blame me. And for once, I got to smile and say: ‘Can’t be mine. My hair’s blue.’
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gaybraham lincoln@jetblackjune·
@Stolzerback @JimsTweets wife has a friend too afraid of shootings to put her kid in school & too afraid of kidnapping to take her anywhere. kid was enrolled in online kindergarten age 7 to avoid child neglect charges, now at 8 still cant read & never interacted w anyone her own age. kid is screwed up
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Stoltz@Stolzerback·
@JimsTweets I feel a lot of people are getting failed when they’re homeschooled not just educationally, but socially as well, imo.
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gaybraham lincoln@jetblackjune·
my wife insists we need a king bed bc she "doesnt have any room" in our queen bc the dog takes up all the space meanwhile right now we're all snuggled up in my childhood twin bed with her asleep in my arms & dog asleep on my feet. "king bed" my ass sounds like a skill issue
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The Act Man@TheActMan_YT·
I legitimately don't know how racism continued to exist after this song was released
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Chase Passive Income
Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·
Wealth hack: You can still get rich if you make $15/hour Just work for 1,000 hours a week Now you’re making $15,000 a week That’s $60k a month ($720k a year) Easily enough to get rich You have no excuses left
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