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im ceb & welcome to part 4 in our series The Agonising Pain In Which I Live Every Day (he/him) #dicksquad |-/
las vegas Katılım Temmuz 2013
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@ccastellanos118 @Albepositive my coworker said their priority order for refunds are 1st ppl who booked direct w credit cards, 2nd ppl who booked direct w debit cards, 3rd etc etc. she got hers yesterday but her son who had booked the same flight but paid w his debit card hasn't been refunded yet
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@monkeyspiit i did this with spongebob & my wife also loves spongebob but she was very very annoyed. even after she turned it off to refocus me i kept laughing thinking about spongebob so she gave up. i do not deserve my beautiful wife
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Guy who puts family guy on as background noise during sex but gets distracted and watches family guy instead
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the most insane part about this is that federal minimum wage is still the same today as it was when this was around
Washingtons ghost@washghost1
We had it so good
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@JohnJabronriiii @VersaceBedSprng @tradepartty my SIL almost took meth at a party because my wifes ex-roommate told her it was coke (roommate knew it was meth tho), she turned it down bc she was already crossfaded & only found out it was meth when roommates brother(their boss) got fired for coming to work high out of his mind
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@VersaceBedSprng @tradepartty Not so. I had someone give me some for giving them a ride once and I thought it was coke (never done meth before that) and I snorted all of it at once (3 somewhat small lines) and I was up for somewhere between 40 and 50 hours.
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My mom tried meth at a party once not knowing what it was and stayed awake for two days and took me and my brother to see Garfield in theaters the next day after staying up all night. She never even thought about it again.
:@sn0oozey
If I tried Meth or crack I would probably be fine. I would probably wake up the next day and move on with my life.
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I need to emphasize that as much as people tend to mock OG Scooby-Doo for how much it cut corners for animation, it's genuinely so damn funny.
Hanna-Barbera ScreenCaps 2.0@HBScreencaps
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Unfortunately the sims
playnist@theplaynist
If you could only play one game for the rest of your life, which one are you picking?
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Oh shit, sounds like whoever was president 7 years ago really fucked things up!
Department of State@StateDept
For nearly 7 years there have been no direct commercial flights between the U.S. and Venezuela. Under President Trump we're changing that today. Flights between Miami and Caracas restored.
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My first day at Nickelodeon Animation they put me in a conference room and handed me a VHS tape. They said “watch this, it’s our next series” That video was “Help Wanted” I remember laughing out loud when I watched it Today is the anniversary of the premiere of that pilot in 1999
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So Israel destroyed every other building except the Hamas headquarters?
Ora Levitt 🇮🇱 חיילת צה"ל 🇮🇱 עם ישראל חי@IDFsoldiergirl
The Gazans are angry: A huge Israeli flag hung on what used to be the Hamas regime headquarters building in the city of Rafah. Am Israel Chai! #Israel
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Where was this energy when the White House was using Pokémon font and graphics for propaganda?
Dexerto@Dexerto
Nintendo are taking down the 'PokeNational Geographic' YouTube channel after filing multiple copyright strikes against it The series showcased different Pokémon and their natural habitats in National Geographic-style shorts
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"It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic!"
"Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater and... 'KKK'!? That's not good!"
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@Hazel_qs goddamn yall love to steal shit i saw this on reddit like 5 years ago
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I dyed my hair blue so my manager would stop blaming me for hair in customers’ food.
I used to work at a sandwich shop where most of the staff had long dark hair.
Mine was different—shorter, brown, always tied up, and I was the only one who consistently wore a hair net.
Still, every time a customer complained about finding a long dark hair in their food, my manager blamed me immediately. No questions. No checking. Just me.
So I dyed my hair bright blue.
A few days later, it happened again.
Customer complains. Manager turns to blame me.
And for once, I got to smile and say:
‘Can’t be mine. My hair’s blue.’
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@Stolzerback @JimsTweets wife has a friend too afraid of shootings to put her kid in school & too afraid of kidnapping to take her anywhere. kid was enrolled in online kindergarten age 7 to avoid child neglect charges, now at 8 still cant read & never interacted w anyone her own age. kid is screwed up
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@JimsTweets I feel a lot of people are getting failed when they’re homeschooled not just educationally, but socially as well, imo.
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Do Homeschool kids just like, not have to take tests or exams or get grades? How does the government know if the child is actually getting an education and not just like, being neglected
Maryam@hell_line0
The fact that Americans can just not send their kids to school and call it that “homeschooling” is crazy to me.
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my wife insists we need a king bed bc she "doesnt have any room" in our queen bc the dog takes up all the space meanwhile right now we're all snuggled up in my childhood twin bed with her asleep in my arms & dog asleep on my feet. "king bed" my ass sounds like a skill issue
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I legitimately don't know how racism continued to exist after this song was released
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Wealth hack:
You can still get rich if you make $15/hour
Just work for 1,000 hours a week
Now you’re making $15,000 a week
That’s $60k a month ($720k a year)
Easily enough to get rich
You have no excuses left
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