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@theJeremyVine But in both cases he was on the crossing so the cars should have stopped! That is the whole point of the crossing

Horton Grange Road, West Yorkshire. How does the driver fail to see him? twitter.com/MerseyRoads/st…

@AdrianEdmondson Remember when we were younger in the 80’s and they reckoned that in the future people would have so much spare time they wouldn’t know what to do with it because computers would make lives easier

This obsession with ‘working hard’ and ‘hard working families’ is depressingly Victorian. We live in an age of machines that can do all that stuff for us. People should be having more diverse and more fulfilled lives, not grinding away until they die.

@DotMcCabe @rickygervais We don’t know as yet. Waiting for the blood test results. He has just gone off his food and water and isn’t using the litter tray. Although he is doing that more now he is on fluids

@jfc2010Jane @rickygervais Kidney problems - sub cut fluids by any chance ? xx 🙏😘😻

Nothing.

@fesshole I do that too!!

Whenever I wake up in middle of the night I try and 'sense' what the precise time is before checking my phone to see if I am right. This morning I got it spot on: 4.46am. I am really thrilled at my achievement but haven't told anybody as it just sounds weird.

@ibogost Negative equity has happened in the past and will probably happen again. You end up owing more that the house is worth and if you are lucky and move the mortage company will allow you to incorporate it into your you new mortgage. If not you are stuck there until prices rise

@Charlyf_81 Thank you

Step two: Hold the pen about 10cm(ish) away from my thigh (either thigh will do) keeping the orange part facing towards me, DO NOT LET YOUR HANDS OR FINGERS GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE ORANGE END! (OVER CLOTHING) Step three: Jab that sucker right in my thigh!

1/ This is my EpiPen, one day it might save my life but it's likely that I won't even be the one to administer it, which means I'm relying on one of you lot to stop me from dying ✌️ So I thought I'd make a post on how this bad boy works

@SkyNews Why though? We have it we use it. We use both. When we went from imperial to metric it caused confusion and now it will do the same again. What a waste of time and money.

Whitehall sources have told Sky News he will announce on Friday that imperial measurements are to be revived as part of a bonfire of EU regulations trib.al/Eo384p5

@MoneySavingExp All these answers are great but when you live in a tiny place with a tiny fridge-freezer and no storage space it is hard to batch cook and buy things in bulk

What are your top tips for spending as little money on food as possible when you live alone?

@ChrisPage90 @itvanglia I wondered why the rain was so muddy. I thought it was the tractor in front of me lol

Tonight on @itvanglia I’m serving you a plateful of fresh #SaharanDust I collected outside the ITV Anglia studio this afternoon! Join us at 6! #ScienceIsFun 🤓🌧

@fesshole Neither have I and I used to go regularly but moved and can’t find an NHS one and don’t have the money for private so what do you do?

Haven't been to the dentist in 8 years. Putting it off because I'm scared of the bollocking I'll get for not going to the dentist in 8 years.

@newswatchbbc Subtitles are rubbish. Most of the news is not live and breaking it is repeated so why isn’t it correct. Surely the people doing it must look and see that it isn’t right. In this age you would think it would be better.

@ThatKerryHudson Norwich is lovely but like every single other place it has it problems 🤷‍♀️

@revkatebottley Also those of us who are tall don’t need to be told we are tall either. As a kid all I had was you are so tall. Yes please make me stand out more than I do already!!

@TheUnmumsyMum Did he text before midnight? My mum has just started up the laptop and said I expect everyone is on here today 🙄

Update: 8:26pm and he hasn’t text yet 😱 I imagine it‘s because the networks are busy 😅😂

@TheUnmumsyMum My Mum always says when they have trouble logging onto the WiFi. It must be busy at the moment 🙄

Looking forward to my dad texting at around 6pm later “to avoid the rush” 💚 #NewYearsEve

@ejrainfordbrent And they never have the courage to put a name and address!

Interesting…🤔 Born in South London but apparently I was found naked in Africa as a primitive 😂 Had some letters in my time but this one up there!

@bbcstrictly I do feel all of this is not as “live” as it seems. I think they already know who is in the dance off and we never see what the public results are #strictly

Uh oh. Adam and Katya now face the most terrifying part of #Strictly Halloween: the Dance Off 😮

@MoneySavingExp You should have talked to them about it before you moved back. Do you do anything for them at all that you could negotiate with

Negotiate, just pay it or move out... what should this MoneySaver do? #MoneyMoralDilemma

@jennyeclair Pharmacy shut in Norwich last week as no pharmacist

#Sainsburysdogkennelhill today - loads of empty shelves and pharmacy shut due to lack of pharmacist - this brexit lark is getting shitter by the day