Jessica Frank

We told you not to vote for him in 2016. We told you not to vote for him in 2020. We told you not to vote for him in 2024. And now you’re angry that we were right.

hulu how could you …..

Hey @hulu quick question what the fuck is wrong with you

@FreeThrowEmo Who's the artist?

This album is gonna go crazyyy 😭 Freethrowband.com

“would you still love me if i was a worm” girl he would stop loving you if you got a weird haircut

@PostJimmer The only Relient K song that would maybe work as a hymn is God. Other than that - no.

So what do you think I have to do to get a couple Relient K songs into the new hymn book?

@Jerry_thehuman @relientK Maybe one day our wish will be granted 😭 and what a great day it will be

Hey @relientK what crimes do I have to commit to hear Apathetic Way to Be on Saturday

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

Why does Dylan O'Brien look like a kid trying on his dad's mustache in this picture

This… right… here.

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

Penn always talk about not romanticizing abusers & killers and Joe saying that maybe the problem is not him, “it’s you” AND BREAKING THE 4TH WALL WAS ABSOLUTE CINEMA. this finale was brilliant. Goodbye, You #YouNetflix

For the rest of my life, I will never understand how a country full of people busting their asses, working paycheck to paycheck, allow the fucking richest guy on Earth to call them "parasites" while calling the Social Security we contributed to our entire lives "a Ponzi scheme." It will NEVER make sense.

Trump's Joint Address by topic: 0 mentions of health care affordability 0 mentions of housing affordability 0 mentions of veterans 0 mentions of prescription drug costs 2 mentions of the Gulf of “America” 3 mentions of annexing Greenland 3 mentions of Elon Musk 5 mentions of tax handouts for the ultra-wealthy and mega corporations 6 mentions of the Panama Canal 13 mentions of Joe Biden

This is one of the best takes on Trump supporters you'll ever hear. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

To all the MAGA folks screeching that Democrats didn't stand up and clap for a kid with cancer: Republicans are defunding research for kids with cancer. Sit down.