Henry Chinaski

My wife has a question for everything I say. I fear our relationship is in jeopardy. #1PUN

@NFL please play the "big game" the week after the conference championship games. Please.

@nfl please play the "big game" the week after the conference championship games. Please.

Charles Barkley, everybody!

@GenXtremist It's in D minor... the saddest of keys

Lick My Love Pump

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@Phil_Sledge @justam_inute Lucy helping make dinner

Please share your pet being part of the family I'm going to do a community pet calendar 📅 (maybe just 20) The 12 most-liked community pet pictures will make it into the calendar. The theme is your pets being part of the family. Like this one from @justam_inute …

Boom! 💣💣💣

@ericarhodes Never too much or too soon. The best comedy evokes emotion, whether positive or negative. Loved it.

@ericarhodes Why did you delete the submarine joke? I thought it was great. I like edgy Erica... Kinda like a Dark Brandon vibe ;)

If Putin would just activate Steven Seagal this would be over in 5 minutes.

@EndlessJeopardy What is Monacoast?

@EndlessJeopardy What is Eat Spray Love?

@EndlessJeopardy What is Sapghanistan?

@EndlessJeopardy What is the recitation of Austin 3:16?

@EndlessJeopardy What is the People Steeple?

@ericarhodes Or the John Mulaney "What's New Pussycat" bit?

@ericarhodes A breakup

@EndlessJeopardy What is Fouritania?