Josh Garland

@RexChapman "To expose your cousin's friend's flat tire in da public domain like dat — if di man have a flat tire, okayyyy, he will work on dat. You know, ders herbs and tings man can eat ta bring back a vibes" That's the greatest excerpt of a news broadcast I've ever seen

"Data-centric" SCREAMS Sunny Mehta. Make it happen.

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling

I was struggling to think of a situation where I'd want to pay him $40M a year, but $60M?! Not a chance. Kick rocks, dickhead.

if you drive drunk tonight you a bitch

Time for Ross The Boss to make Robert Suarez the newest member of the Toronto Blue Jays

ERNIE CLEMENT IN THE POSTSEASON:

Coach wanted to see Hyeseong Kim on the side of a milk carton, Coach gets Hyeseong Kim on the side of a milk carton @trevorplouffe @TalkinJake @TalkinBaseball_ @JomboyMedia

sportsnet plus had the audacity to increase their price by 30% and now they’re down during the world fucking series lmao

@cardinal4ever @PaulHembo @Buster_ESPN @espnpodcasts @Daniele_Media @TodayJays @BlueJaysDad @SleeperBlueJays @ESPNLosAngeles @bluebirdbanter @Sportsnet @BirdWatchingGC Wow I didn’t know that Carlos Rodon and Luis Gil and Max Fried and George Kirby and Logan Gilbert and Eduard Bazardo were “mediocre pitching”. Thanks for filling me in

@PaulHembo @Buster_ESPN @espnpodcasts @Daniele_Media @TodayJays @BlueJaysDad @SleeperBlueJays @ESPNLosAngeles @bluebirdbanter @Sportsnet @BirdWatchingGC He's been feasting on mediocre pitching. Dodgers silenced the Phillies n Brewers team bats. I'm a Vlady fan, but he's about to see what an elite starting pitching staff looks like. He'll do a bit of damage, but more Outs n K's than Hits n RBIs are coming

How should the Dodgers pitch Vlad Jr.? Launch angle this postseason Upper half 16.6° | Lower half 2.1° Pound the bottom of the zone and live with hard contact. Don’t sell out for whiff.

Your country loves you, Vladito 💥🇨🇦 #WANTITALL

Correct. #WANTITALL

@tictacmagic_ @MLB Nothing questionable about it. Naylor jumped up to get in the path of the throw. That's textbook intentional interference

@MLB questionable interference call there

The Blue Jays turn an inning-ending double play as the relay throw hits the baserunner.

I have defended Schneider tooth and nail and think he’s done fine up to this point but going to Brendon Little will over shadow every single move he’s made and unfortunately it makes me sick that we went to this fukin guy out of the pen. Inexcusable. Pathetic. Embarrassing.

Is the Mariners' crowd really booing an injured player? I know it's the playoffs. I know it's George Springer. I get that there's history there. But that's fucking classless. #WANTITALL

@CodifyBaseball Only the best umpires

Completely fix postseason baseball with four words.

Vladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣

"All you motherfuckers, it takes everybody everyday. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going to the ALCS" - John Schneider popping a bottle

John Schneider and Pete Walker tonight

Vladdy singing “I’m the king of New York” double fisting bottles of champagne in the visitors clubhouse at Yankee stadium. Face of the god damn franchise.