Jason Howell

@marcelluswiley The accelerator?

What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣

@JimBowdenGM loperfido doesn’t even play for Houston…do some homework mr GM

@BhattiLaib9960 Mable

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@Roto_Frank I love the start time!!!!!

Just a heads up: going live earlier tonight!

@Andrew_FBB I should’ve dropped Kwan for Bleday when I had the chance….😡🤬

5/14 #NightlyNotables 😡JJ Bleday 3/5 – 2 HR and a single 2 batted balls over 100 MPH EV 👉One of the hottest hitters in baseball 😡Chase Burns 6 IP 2 H 0 R 2 BB 7 K 18 whiffs 👉Top 5 pitcher next year 🗑️Yordan Alvarez 3/3 – HR, single, and a double 2 batted balls over 109 MPH EV 👉One of the best hitters in baseball 👶👶Zebby Matthews 7 IP 4 H 0 R 1 BB 5 K 7 whiffs 👉Good depth add 🏴‍☠️Ryan O'Hearn 3/4 – HR and 2 singles HR hit 104 MPH EV 👉Breakout 🍺Kyle Harrison 5 IP 5 H 0 R 0 BB 7 K 17 whiffs 👉Getting to another level 😡Matt McLain 2/3 – HR and a double 2 batted balls over 102 MPH EV 👉Finally showing some life

@mrwilson425 NERDS!!!

Orge, you asshole. Rest peacefully, nerd.

@TaylorTarter Would anyone drop Kwan for marsee or Bleday? I am tired of watching Kwan suck!!

Some batters I'd sell/drop in #FantasyBaseball today C: Rushing, Kelly, Yainer 1B: Tork, Schmitt, Johnston 2B: Julien, McLain, Willi, Mayer, Albies, Keaschall, Clement, Arraez 3B: Hayes, Schneeman, Keith, Chapman, Donovan, Bohm SS: Lee, Trea, Caballero, Perdomo OF: Happ, Laureano, Moniak, Wiemer, Carpenter, Wallner, Caissie, PCA, Reynolds, Arozarena, Frelick, Doyle, Marsee

@james_xond Invest in Microsoft

If you woke up tomorrow in 1995 with your current knowledge, what’s the first thing you’d do?

Can you elaborate as to why you wouldn’t? Kwan drives me crazy and I just feel like Marsee has a way higher ceiling. Kwan is just a singles guy to me. Bleday bat speed up 3+ mph this year as well

@Andrew_FBB would ya drop Kwan for either Marsee or Bleday?5x5 obp categories league

@SDRainier25 @Softykjr Dan isn’t running this team Dipoto is, that’s why they hired Dan in the first place

@Softykjr And pulled after 86 pitches with Brash and Speier on the shelf. Yet another brutal decision by our “skipper”

9 K's and 6 scoreless from your starter and lose. Brutal. Just brutal.

@Softykjr Why was he pulled? Dan isn’t running this ship and it’s pretty obvious

@Kristinartz We had “home room”

@mrwilson425 @nut_history The HOF doesn’t go off of stats anymore, in my opinion and it hasn’t since the analytics took control. He only played 12 seasons. His numbers for a catcher are pretty damn good. The MVP is huge and the 3 WS titles like I said earlier. The writers loved him. He will be 1st ballot

@jhalthegreat @nut_history 1500 hits 729 RBI 663 R Sorry....not a HOF'er.

2027 first time candidates Anyone you voting for?

@mrwilson425 @nut_history 7 all stars 1 mvp 5 silver slugger awards Batting title Career .300 hitter 3 World Series titles

@nut_history Posey sure thing? Wow... The HOF is desperate if that's the case. Too many injuries, the numbers just aren't there, I don't see it.

@cougsgo Who thought Polanco was going to play 2nd??

Cole Young just went 6-for-11 in the Cardinals’ series. Jorge Polanco is out with a wrist injury and is hitting only .179 this year. Appears the Mariners made the right choice at second base. #GoCougs

@omgsidewalks Eating out

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was luxury when you were a kid

@colinokeefe I am still wondering why they didn’t resign Suarez. Clearly he is big for the team attitude and the clubhouse

It’s early but the Mariners not taking a shot on a high-upside guy at a position of need is looking like a mistake.

@colinokeefe Too much money, classic mariners MO

@ThrillaRilla369 15$

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.