JY HFFRTH

you get blocked if you speak ill of joyce manor

@elischoop Corny ass write up

wrote about the new joyce manor, and what has been a consistently mediocre band constantlyhating.com/p/joyce-manor-…

@AhMayour I'm looking for 1

@responsiblerob Consider submitting this to hotdog chronicles instagram.com/hot_dog_chroni…

the mundanity of adult life to me is just this: “saw a new hot dog online. guess ill go try it. this will be the highlight of my day. these are the boring little adventures i will look forward to doing on a regular basis until i eventually die.” anyway, just tried a new hot dog

retweet the Money Marge for wealth and good fortune

Playing the first show of my new band tonight and I’m about to get up there and forget every word in the English language

stop drinking diet cokes with jokes and come drink coke zero with a hero.

@lacroixpowered They’re not regular pizza, they’re cool pizza

@lacroixpowered But the pizza has cool punk rock vibes

just dropped the girlfriend off at the airport. speeding home to have a shower beer

Ooh, January 1st. Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!

@IslandsInFront I don’t think you have enough stops on your opponents turn

TURN TWO WIN EVERYBODY MODERN IS SOLVED ⚙️⚙️⚙️

Taking me hours to work up the strength to go to guitar center on a Sunday

@_benjms @DivestSPD The people wanna know where they can smoke cigars inside and drink sherry

@DivestSPD @jhffrth

do any of you gentlemen know where a guy can go to do it Frasier-style in this town?

I bought a hoodie

They’re selling bootleg shirts outside Joyce manor.

A meeting got moved so I got: A calendar notification A teams message An email Someone came to my office to tell me

@_benjms You gotta come over and watch Armageddon with me

@jhffrth Damn all bangers

$20 for 90 tapes