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economics degree was a mistake

tyrant who also jacks it with an iron fist

furry that gets really into character chases a car gets ran over and dies is def haunting the state highway between my place and the good @culvers

been using an old spice swagger with a pump as hand soap and when my gf sees it she may kill me with it

michael jack son? only allegedly

one of these mfs gotta be named bai and be bisexual

too many dead wife tropes when statistically there are more dead husbands

no paper towels in the bathroom so wiping my hands on the back of a dudes shirt while he’s at the urinal dick in hand can’t stop me im gone you don’t even know what i look like

he couldn’t find a chalant if it hit him in the forehead

national cheese caves awareness month (genuinely more people need to be aware of the cheese caves)

gambling prevention awareness month (derogatory, should not be prevented)

sedalia missouri awareness month (derogatory) (#ihatesedaliamissouri)

populism awareness month (derogatory)

blocked so many ads they’re giving me ads for college basketball prospects in the hopes that im a recruiter

is hops in beer plural or is there a single hop somewhere?

respectfully why do gay men like women’s genitals so much? “pussy slay” “serving cunt” aren’t you supposed to like penis? again trying to be respectful about this it’s a genuine question @stlmadman78 your perspective would be appreciated here

ppl need to stop recreating the kobe sad w the trophy pic looking at their trophy. he’s not looking at the trophy. he’s staring off into space and does not care about the trophy, that’s why the pic is iconic media literacy is dead

programmers aren’t doing more work they’re doing 5 hours of work in one hour and then just jacking they shit smoove off the other 4

if you try to get off the plane and push forward instead of waiting your turn i would genuinely save a hamsters life if i had to pick between the two of you