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@JoelSsenyonyi Keep the head up we are super proud of you Honourable

I’ve been seated on the ferry meant to go to Kalangala from Bukakata for close to two hours, but it has not set off. I’m told there’s been an instruction not to set off because there is no “clearance” yet for me to proceed to Kalangala, where I’m meant to be one of the supervisors for our candidate Nampala Irene’s team in the by-election. On the ground, we’ve been getting numerous reports of numberless cars moving to various polling stations, and reports of ballot staffing.

@eddykenzoficial Mr president it is not agood song thou

We did this song with Medy before he switched to Gospel Titled Gusa youtu.be/VRyV-Tpo3OQ?si…

@NBSportUg @YkeeBenda Onoo yafuuka Messi analyst?

"The FIFA boy (Messi) is getting away with all sorts of things, Cristiano Ronaldo has arrived," @YkeeBenda #NBSportThisMorning #NBSportFWC26 #NBSportUpdates

@mkainerugaba Very poor and peasant

Bachwezi. The humble warriors.

@NBSportUg @sanyukatv @YkeeBenda But this tv onry hosts fool

"Even Messi is inspired by Cristiano Ronaldo... Messi is still playing football because Ronaldo is still playing," @YkeeBenda #NBSportFWC26 #NBSportThisMorning #NBSportUpdates

@Cecilia97N So you have undressed all Men and find they need waxing?

Petition for all men to start waxing their balls🙏🏽🙏🏽!!

@RickmanManrick @CarolPrim3 No lie

After Moses Radio , Fred Masagazi , Paul kafeero , Elly Wamala , Herman Basude and Bongole Lutaaya , I think Dr Jose Chameleon and Joshua Baraka are the greatest musicians Uganda has ever produced. But “what do I know!!!”

@NBSportUg Another player

Describe Cristiano Ronaldo in one word. A) G.O.A.T B) Winner C) Inspiring D) Phenomenon E) Others (Mention) #NBSportThisMorning #NBSportUpdates #NBSportFWC26

@BigEyeUG I can comfirm

Iryn Namubiru is really blessed

@GalihamutweD @mufraaa I withdraw, i beg

@jibswagg @mufraaa Withdraw batooro from this kind of thinking man

So how did he manage to get kololo grounds for his concert?

@mufraaa Isnt he a ugandan?

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@YkeeBenda Mmmhh mbu with Saka😹😹

Give this beast Olise at Madrid and Mbappe will be fighting for the CL with Saka next season

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@cpmayiga Yooyo mukuuma ddamula owaffe yenyini, ddala Kabaka maaso mooji

Professionalism Situla Omutindo is a wake-up call to all our people to embrace professionalism in whatever they do. We discourage mediocrity and amateurism in every sphere of life. Whether one is a farmer, health worker, teacher, leader, entrepreneur, sportsperson, artist, or businessperson, professionalism must always come first. Excellence begins with doing ordinary things extraordinarily well. #SitulaOmutindo

@AlfonseMukasa Yali yeyelusa nga asuuubila ki

Breaking news former speaker anet anita among she is very sick!! She cant walk its alleged that she has blood clot in the legs!! Prayers needed urgently. This world to change cant take a second!!

@frankbalkazerg1 Tell that Man to drope hate abd apreciate greatness,we all know @YkeeBenda is too short Messi’s greatness but atlist we should be realistic

Bro, doesn’t this argument defeat itself when Portugal’s group also includes the likes of DR Congo and Uzbekistan? Tukirize we hate that ka-short man but he is the GOAT by all metrics you could ever think of man😨

@AlansMwesigwa @JustineNameere Laba ekigato

Mamito @JustineNameere at Kabalega international airport walks in style