JAMIE FOXX 🇯🇲

Mets are bizarro world Marlins

Wanna see what devil magic looks like? Look at these Tampa Bay Rays team rankings Batting 29th in xwOBA (.304) 30th in xwOBAcon (.330) 30th in Barrel% (4.4%) 30th in Hardhit% (32.0%) 20th in xBA (.241) 20th in GB% (44.8%) 27th in SwtSpt% (31.7%) Pitching 21st in xERA (4.44) 24th in xwOBAcon (.385) 18th in FIP (4.25) 19th in xFIP (4.29) 20th in SIERA (4.13) 17th in K-BB% (12.1%) 25th in GB% (40.0%) 26th in Barrel% (10.2%) 25th in SwtSpt% (25th) Defense 28th in FRV (-10) 28th in OAA (-11) And they're team isn't in some elite category of baserunning either nor are they for sprint speed. Just pure, unadulterated insane devil magic😂 If regression doesn't take the fattest whack of the bat at this team's record I am just going to become a Jeff Frye truther and start eye-testing everything. I'll never use a statistic with the letter x or w in front of it ever again

Cade Cunningham after going down 3-1 to the Magic

granny done fucked up the church's money 😭

They got slurs in they head that ain’t been used since the 40s dawg😭😭😭

Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only!! You Henny drinkers wait til Juneteenth!

Took 6 years to dethrone Florida off the hockey throne 😂😂. We will be back next year

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

Duffys is the only bar I go to that has the tequila high noons

Joe Mack to be called up by the Marlins, per @CraigMish. Agustin Ramirez to be optioned to Triple-A.

i've turned down sex to watch a lebron game. sex is always on the table but there's only so many lebron games left. common sense

The NL West is on a collective 17-game losing streak.

Sign me up!

Watching a horse I just learned existed today lose me money at the Derby

@TooLiveThiago Lmaooo

@jiggynig 😭😭😭😭

Alright, this is tuff

Most 25+ pt, 5+ reb, 5+ ast playoff games last 60 years via @bball_ref… LeBron: 157 LeBron age 30+: 82 LeBron under age 30: 75 Jordan: 73 Bird: 53 Steph: 53 Kobe: 52

Excuse me lol