jill

Have you ever thought about how dogs have Stockholm syndrome?

you should be able to call off work for having teeth falling out dreams the night before

OH MY GOD DUSTY BAKER IS FUMING THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE YELL AT THE BULLSHIT UMPS LET THEM HAVE IT

keep pool tables in bars

just spent 30+ minutes cooking only to eat what I made in 5 minutes, and now I have to clean the mess left from cooking… this is a scam

hit legs in the gym today listening to harry’s house and it was 10/10

@_c_l_k but that garmin wasn’t dead was it

i’m so happy

nothing checks my ego quite like asking for the step stool during compressions 😵‍💫

not crystina telling me she was gonna get me a “sorry you’re single” v day present but changing her mind bc no gift “matched my vibe” tf… does that mean…

@_c_l_k tell me i’m wrong…

let’s see how anxious I can make crystina with my driving this weekend on our road trip 😵‍💫

not me impulsively buying a garmin watch for the hell of it

listening to umbrella by rihanna equates to free therapy

and i’ll do it again 😤

how do dogs know when you’re sad? asking for a friend

@_c_l_k @olivalibby hey I never hated!!!

sometimes I want to squeeze my dog until she explodes.. like in a non violent way

there’s nothing worse than making coffee for work and leaving it at home on accident 🥲