jenna

my dad wholeheartedly claiming we’re related to colonel sanders rn

my mom loves complaining about my cat but i come home to her trying to train him to sit on the roomba

in order to cross the ohio border one must first inhale mcdonald’s breakfast

looking for a strong sexy person to help me complete a task (or two) today

🤨 ≤))≥ _| \_

@_vegancoochie so stop?

being straight is humiliating

wanna live in an apartment complex that looks like secret life of pets

@3cheeselasagna no talkie before coffee type beat

Don't Talk To Me Until I Finish My Beer.

when nate and i thought our a/c broke and the guy came over and just flipped the switch back on :l

imagine turning into an orge at dusk every night

my cat keeps digging up my plants but instead of getting mad, i’m gonna put in his application at a greenhouse and make him succumb to capitalism as his punishment

@juliamartin09 and don’t forget the roasted almonds.

i miss garage sales .

best thing the internet ever did was label millie bobby brown as a homophobe

@bendeaf95 now that was just wrong of me and i’ll admit that

@jimbeamjen You went bowling without me????

bowling without julia feels criminal

one thing about me, i’m Finding My Friends

@mmbgx14 me 🤝 u

@jimbeamjen Yes

i’m working tonight so can you guys wait til 11 to watch euphoria please

@abrazenfool i know a specific rocket mortgagee that would disagree………