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Sprinkles on top. #goat

@mbudnguy @ClownWorld Clueless

@ClownWorld Texans are pussies. Never understood this “don’t mess with Texas” shit. They’ve always been cock socks for Mexicans and they die in weather that the rest of the country gets on a Tuesday.

@Brandon56694653 @ClownWorld Missouri may have something to say about that kiddo.

@ClownWorld I can confirm. Texas drivers are by far the worst drivers in America. No close 2nd.

This might be the ugliest uniform matchup of all time. JS.

Remember when @espn used give us 6 @mlb games a week. Now we get zero unless we pay for another streaming service. Thank God they’re giving us WNBA though. youtu.be/Bi60SZzmSz8?si…

@wfaaweather Weat McKinney. 🤔

Favorite 𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗡 𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡 album?🤔

@WallStreetApes Last year I paid $81.50 for my 2015 Tundra here in North Texas. Feel sorry for those folks in blue states.

This is literally insane Colorado resident says their Democrat Governor Jared Polis is lying when he says their taxes are low, she says the real taxation comes from their “fees” She paid her vehicle registration Amount: $331.59 per year but then come the fees: - Age of vehicle add-on: $14 - Registration base fee: $43 - Bridge safety surcharge: $46 - Clerk hire fee: $4 - County road and bridge: $1.88 - Emission area area error account: $3 - Emission clean screen: $25 - Emergency medical services: $4 - Emissions program area county: $1.40 - Emission statewide air account: $1 - Insurance fee: $1 - Motorist insurance database fee: $0.20 - Peace officer standardized training fee: $2 - Road safety surcharge: $56 - Material fee for the tab (the little sticker): $0.33 Total of these 15 fees: $202.81 annually Total cost with tax and fees for her vehicle is $534.40 just for the registration

@JoeyMulinaro Been mowing for 2 months Holmes. 😂

1st lawn cut of the year presser

@JaredSandler The 80’s. All of it.

QOTD What’s something you miss that doesn’t exist anymore?

Texas Chili does NOT have beans 🤠

Sure would be nice to actually see some of Scottie’s shots here at Amen Corner. @cbs @CBSSports

Jason Day's light yellow Masters Sunday look 👀 Thoughts?

You’ve got four, choose one!?

@PGATUOR The Houston Cougar’s for sure.

If you could have one of these swings, whose would you choose?

@RichOToole But how old was she when Houston won the SuperBowl?? Oh yeah… my bad.

She was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader last time they won a SuperBowl.

@GeorgeDunham There is ZERO DOUBT that they show Jordan’s shots the least. They’ll show dudes 3-5 strokes behind him. 😡

Name a famous person from Germany without Googling.

@punt_rd This looks like they’re at a small bar called Joe’s Garage. Saw them there several times back in the day just after Phil joined. They were playing mostly covers and it was Badass. Metal Church. Queensryche. All over the place. Vinnie & Dime were super nice & sincere guys as well

Oh and here’s Pantera with Slayer’s Kerry King covering Judas Priest’s ‘Hell Bent For Leather’. I don’t think I mentioned enough metal awesomeness in that sentence!🤣🤘

@RichOToole All real Texas BBQ is good at the very least. Some are excellent and some are even life changing! Best in the world regardless.

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