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@KellDA @elonmusk Only if they’ll have his 14th child

@JewishResister Stupid hat guy ran away after she got shot, even though he was the main instigator of the situation there

If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.

@Stonekettle What would you suggest as an alternative?

@jimcramer @elonmusk Sorry, but I lost my life savings when you said to buy Bear Stearns in 2008.

I am not as worried as others that Twitter will suddenly not work... Call me bullish on @elonmusk and his desire to make this better

To mark the 20th anniversary of the release of the debut @Audioslave album (today!) here's the video for “Cochise”. The video is 100% lit by fireworks. We only had a permit to fire them off a couple times & in one of the takes the fireworks in front of the band failed to ignite-

@realTuckFrumper And all she has to show for it is $2 billion in Saudi Arabian blood money

Report: Ivanka Thinks Friends Turned Their Backs on Her Because of Her Dad's Politics dlvr.it/Sd0Pjr

@cbouzy Absolutely

I wasn't expecting these results! We will make a form available tomorrow to allow people who are interested to submit their thoughts and sign up for a potential beta. If more than 100k people show interest in the project, then we will consider moving forward with the next steps.

@iamAtheistGirl Aloha

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@SundaeDivine And not one post from national Dems that I follow

Has anyone else seen their feeds suddenly serving up right wingers even though you don’t follow them? I mean a TON of right wingers?

the worst part of the Hunter Biden scandal is how Bone Saw Arabia gave two billion dollars to Donald Trump's corrupt idiot slumlord son-in-law Jared Kushner as payback for who the fuck even knows which stolen classified documents

@bennyjohnson @elonmusk Go for it benny!

Now that Donald Trump is a candidate for President of the United States, Twitter should definitely restore his account, @ElonMusk. Allowing Joe Biden to Tweet but not his opponent gives him an unfair advantage.

President Trump is the leader of the Republican Party. Let’s Make America Great Again.

@LindseyGrahamSC Go for the gold

If President Trump continues this tone and delivers this message on a consistent basis, he will be hard to beat. His speech tonight, contrasting his policies and results against the Biden Administration, charts a winning path for him in the primaries and general election.

@RockNRoLL_85 Mitch Mitchell. Ask one of your drummer friends to play “Fire” and they will tell you

Neil Peart, Keith Moon, & John Bonham are always in the conversation when it comes to Rock Drumming greats…but,who’s fills that 4th spot?

@SaeedDiCaprio buying twitter for $44 billion to make it worthless in the span of 2 weeks is the closest elon musk will get to donating money

@JamesBradleyCA Brian Kemp is a Democrat?

Katie Hobbs should have recused herself just as a judge would have to do. She didn’t, because HONOR is not one of the tools in the Democrat toolbox.

@RepAndyBiggsAZ Eat an entire bag of dog penises

Today, I am running for House Speaker. The American people want us to turn a page. They do not want excuses or performance art, they want action and results.

The first Texas bus of migrants has departed for Philadelphia. The Lone Star State will continue doing more than any state in history to secure our border, including adding more sanctuary cities as drop-off locations for our busing strategy.