Jimmy Winter

@yashwanth941v I feel like this could save me some time!

Giving away my Liquid Glass Figma file for FREE! Smooth pill components straight from WWDC - playback controls, buttons, alerts, context menus, and more. All fully editable. Follow + comment. I'll DM you.

I am 100% certain no one has ever had a stroopwafel before getting it as a snack on a plane. Why were these hidden from me for so long?! Beyond getting blackout drunk and being taken off the plane in cuffs in a wheelchair, it’s the best part of flying!

Kids are loving my hibachi themed Halloween decorations! Flipping so many shrimps into their mouths and the neighborhood is cheering me on!

AI Pro Tip - Previous versions of ChatGPT were found to perform better if you added, “if you do a good job I’ll give you a tip” to the prompt. I’ve found in GPT5 Thinking if you add, “but don’t take all day, asshole. And don’t fuck it up either!” the results are WAY better. #ai

@the_crazy_cuban New season is so good!

Stop using infinite scroll apps. Watch more King of The Hill

@the_crazy_cuban Spend your time trying to find the evil airport secrets!!

Hell yea deplaning now

@united delayed 5 hours now. Sitting on a plane at the gate with no crew for about an hour. You suck

@mrexits The FDA is finally listening to the eggsperts

@the_crazy_cuban Oh these never stop fyi

So im just going to have dreams about high school and college until i die right

@the_crazy_cuban That guy behind you is having a great time! Going with that vibe instead

So sad to hear Ralph Cirella from the Howard Stern Show has passed away. I always enjoyed his segments. Now he's staying at Sam Simon's house in the sky.

I’m so sad I have to wait almost a year before I can see an eyeHole wearing a Vision Pro while they walk down the street swatting at the sky.

@Ronald_Nuisance I dunno, if the giant beast won as well I would consider this a double win and we’d celebrate together.

what if every time you won a race on mario kart it was revealed that the track itself was situated on the back of a giant beast who itself was participating in a kart race on a vastly larger scale, thus rendering your own race completely inconsequential (and invalid)

@FBCASTX Peanut (#6) must be our dog Newman’s son! He’s from a shelter in Houston and wasn’t neutered before. We’ll call him Twoman!

FBCAS is so beyond overcrowded with our dogs. We’re completely out of kennel space (and that’s after dividing our kennels in half), and have been housing 20-30 dogs in pop up crates in our spare office space and hallways for months now.

Busted a couple trying to hide a good spot on this Southwest flight. Sorry! This is a thruple now!!

On this Southwest flight looking every person getting on board in the eye and nodding to the open seat next to me

Hear me out - Misaligned AI but it only targets people who don’t return their shopping carts. AI satisfies its inevitable bloodlust and society is improved. Everyone wins! Ship it!

Where would you rather live?

@joshuagoodell No, I’ve just stopped weather. All of it. If I can’t see what’s coming or what is, then why have it?

@jimmywinter Have you found any good replacements?

RIP DarkSky. The best weather app. I’m doing my best to switch to Apple Weather but it’s not the same.

@chrishardingth1 This is like picking a favorite child!