Jimmy Goodwin

@standardnews @maddy_mussen Fake

If your issue is explicitness in music videos , there have been plenty of other opportunities for you to bring it up before Sam Smith’s newest music video dropped. Or perhaps – just perhaps – you might be a homophobe? #SamSmith ✍️@maddy_mussen bit.ly/3DGRfVd

@standardnews Fake. It was me wearing a ginger wig .. as is my want

“I’ve kept this a secret for 21 years. I would never have said anything if he hadn’t have put it in his book.” bit.ly/3HDmuBA

@SkyNews I better stop lighting my farts

Major sudden stratospheric warming event 'now likely' - what is it and what does it mean for UK's weather? trib.al/khqR2RU

@petefirman Fake …..

The World’s Fastest Magic Trick! 😱

@fesshole Fake …. Yawn

Father-in-law passed away and I found so much porn whilst clearing out his room. Glad I got to it before his widow or my wife did, as not only do I have loads of vintage smut and but I didn't want that to be one of their last memories of him. I got your back Pete.

@fesshole Fake !

I'm 5'9" but insecure about my height. So I've always worn 'lifts' in my shoes. With a pair of Nike Air Forces, I'm 6'. I met my girlfriend with these lifts in. Now I can't take my shoes off around her. I've kept my shoes on for almost two years now.

@fesshole Fake :)

Wanked a guy off at a nudist beach and got some really positive feedback afterwards. Part of me wants to tell the wife so she knows how great I am at handies.

@fesshole Fake!

When I got married my mother told me to save for an exit fund should the marriage fail; I have now been married 49 years. The "exit" fund now stands at £315k. My husband has no idea.

@mwsongwriter @fleurr_youandi It’s good that you are using valuable kilobytes for important arguments

@fleurr_youandi You are correct to hate mince pies....now cherry bakewells though 😍

Ladies and gentlemen. I made this with my nephew . He’s more of legend than I ever was #apprentice

Saint - Dreaming About You (Official Music Video) youtu.be/Pb3XG6tlpFs via @YouTube

@NeverSleever What utter twoddle

‘Poison - Jimmy Goodwin ft Eddy Smith (Lockdown Mix)’ on #SoundCloud #np soundcloud.com/jimstrumental/…

About to start playing piano and taking requests ! If you’re close come by , no pre booking required. Absolute pleasure to be back playing at players bar, Charing Cross theatre

@JAMusicUK @seanokeating @ThePianoWorks @natduncanmusic @tobiashumble @RickyMian I seem to remember that we brung it ! Xx

Perchance to dream ! @chadsax @ThePianoWorks @JAMusicUK @lowendladyellen @eddysmithmusic

Emerging talent night tonight @ThePianoWorks with @eddysmithmusic. See you there from 7pm , full band from 9pm. BOOM

'Bars got talent' @ThePianoWorks on Monday nights . Big cash prizes and some amazing singers ! Come join us

Nice to have a balcony at hotel in Lausanne. Here for two weeks playing piano in king-size bar..

If you haven't been to @ThePianoWorks you are missing out! Whether I'm on stage there or not ;)