David Kaiser

@1GR8FULGUY Did they think your head was in your a$$? 😆 🤣

At the doctor scheduling a brain MRI… admin casually asks if I have a penile implant 🤦🏻‍♂️ I’m like wait… are we still talking about my brain??

Talking to your wife like she’s a caller on sports talk radio and you’re the host

@JustDanceVance_ @3YearLetterman @PVorks @MadelaineLucyH *yore

My biggest ick is Americans confidently correcting British people for using British spelling

@Breaking911 *wade

Q: "What are your thoughts about President Trump and Vice President Vance's comments about the Pope?" Speaker Mike Johnson: "Obviously if you weighed into political waters I think you should expect some political response."

Couldn't be more accurate!

I was the victim of a hate crime today

1st lawn cut of the year presser

@vegasstarfish @CircaLasVegas To be fair, haven't they done this a few years straight now?

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Is this the greatest use of AI ever?

Too many young people are resenting Boomers, claiming that Boomers had it " easy " financially in their youth. Here are a few fun facts about growing up Boomer. 1. Almost everyone grew up with one bathroom. Mom, Dad and all 3-6 siblings. 2. If you did get to take a vacation, you drove. With no air conditioning. No cup holders. No iPads. Just black vinyl seats and bologna sandwiches. 3. There were no club sports. No Parks and Rec activities. Summer camp was for rich kids. Get yourself a bike, a stick and a few friends. If you were bored, you laid in the grass and looked at clouds. 4. You ate what was served. Even if it was chicken livers. No DoorDash, no backup Totino's rolls. 5. No AP classes, no PSEO, no "fun" elective. They assigned you to a class. You went. You did what they asked. Or else. 6. Unless you had rich parents, you had a nice VFW wedding. Maybe rent a room at a modest hotel. 7. Most Boomers got their first pedi and mani in their 50s (when their feet got farther away). We didn't even know people got massages in real life, only in Hollywood. 8. You packed your own lunch for decades. 9. No one knew what red light therapy was, a facial, a spa day, or a cold plunge. Your gym was the YMCA. Usually in a rather old building. 10. We grew up with 18 percent inflation, 14 percent mortgage rates, 3 million continuing unemployment claims, and 200 other applicants competing for the same job. Now, this is not to say Millenials and Gen Z have it easy or don't face problems. It's just to say, nobody has it easy or doesn't face problems. My only hope, as my mom would say, is I live long enough to see my kids' kids complain about how easy they had it!

@AngelaBelcamino I saw it the same way... and while I don't disagree he's doing more, I think he took this one a bit far...

I saw the image Trump posted on Truth Social… and honestly, it felt like a direct jab at the Vatican… maybe even the Pope himself. The message I got? That he believes he’s doing more to heal and solve problems than they are. Curious how others read it… what did you see?

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@DefiantLs Am I the only one who sees it? 😆 🤣 😂

Not a chance this happens.

@Nobunny333 Wow now I can't unsee that!

@jinxkaiser I was going to say Roseanne Barr lol

If you did the 80’s right, this is how you’re rocking 2026 🤣

Attending a queer self defense class where trans people fight for free…

You already know this is gonna be a good one

Anyone shocked by this? 😂

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