James Cornman

@ThrillaRilla369 This stuff is awful

What’s the nastiest Soda? The one you still wouldn’t drink, even if it was the last one in the house. I’ll go first: Dr Pepper

@MattJZimmer Break off a few strands of fiber for yourself.

So when a new internet provider wants to move into town I guess they can just cut giant holes in your front yard. Neat!

@mattshumer_ @spyced omg I hope we don’t end up with XML again!

Everyone switching from Markdown to HTML is missing the nuance. The optimal approach (most of the time): If it's for a human to read, yeah, use HTML. BUT If an agent is consuming it, use Markdown!

@LCSlates @stripe Turn them off before they consume any more time or resources. Disputes result in an immediate disable, imo.

Well so much for that. Already lost. The system is utterly fucked and broken. @stripe 48-page evidence package. Easy to read, Table of contents, filled with visuals (a junior bank employee could easily understand everything). The customer used the product for 49 days, was logged in 13 hours before filing the chargeback, then canceled the subscription 5 hours after the dispute was already filed. *Technically they are still ACTIVE. Here's everything we submitted: PAYMENT INTEGRITY • AVS postal-code check: PASS • CVC check: PASS • Stripe Radar score: Normal (22 / low risk) • Auth success rate on customer email: 100% • Card brand, last-4, fingerprint, exp, billing ZIP all confirmed by issuer CUSTOMER USE POST-CHARGE • 35 distinct active days in 49 days • 393 authenticated session-refresh events • 17 long-form SEO articles generated • 18 AI images generated • 3 WordPress sites configured (admin credentials added) • 4 Google accounts authenticated via OAuth • Customer added their own paid OpenAI API key (BYOK) • 4 team members added TIMING • 49 days between charge and dispute • Logged into the dashboard 13 hours BEFORE filing the chargeback • Canceled the subscription 5 hours AFTER the dispute was filed INDEPENDENT IP CORROBORATION • Stripe captured IP at checkout: Manchester, UK • Microsoft Clarity captured 22 of 38 sessions over 60 days: also Manchester, UK • Two unrelated 3rd parties placing the same person in the same city across payment + 60 days of authenticated use THE KICKER - THE CUSTOMER'S OWN PUBLIC WEBSITE CURRENTLY DEPENDS ON OUR PRIVATE CDN • Articles generated on his account are LIVE on his own public WordPress sites • Page source contains img tags pointing INSIDE our private R2 bucket • Last-Modified headers on those CDN files match the EXACT minute his account generated them • Currently fetched by every visitor to his website CRYPTOGRAPHIC IDENTITY CHAIN (Automattic / Gravatar) • Every WordPress author avatar = SHA-256(author email) • 3 of his sites, 3 perfect SHA-256 matches against the gmail addresses in our DB • Automattic has no relationship with us, the customer, or the bank • Effectively unforgeable email-to-WP-admin binding DOMAIN OWNERSHIP (third-party attestation) • Google Search Console verified ownership on 4 separate domains • Public WHOIS: 2 of his domains registered 9 SECONDS APART through the same registrar account • Both registered 5 MONTHS BEFORE he bought our subscription • Pre-existing content business, not a stolen-card test VISA CE 3.0 ELIGIBLE • Same payment credential had a $0.00 trial-start invoice marked "paid" 7 days before the disputed charge • Same customer, email, payment method, subscription • Exactly the prior-undisputed-transaction proof Visa CE 3.0 requires The chargeback dispute system is broken.

@kapilansh_twt Use @gozunga we’re great

best backend hosting right now - Render - Railway - AWS - Fly.io - DigitalOcean - something else

@PWPNation The dude would benefit from a beard, imo

Who can spot the difference?

@birch_js First they will grep for c. Then they will grep for “c\.”

Yeah good luck searching for "c" in your codebase a month from now

@ferron_web You see, Zig is the bottom bun and Rust is now the top..

Well, switched from Bun to Node.js for our website CI/CD pipeline... 🥲 We think Bun is getting destabilized, throwing away the battle-tested codebase in favor of less battle-tested rewrite (and not to mention AI), instead of maybe maintaining two codebases in parallel...

@MAGAVoice That’s just pillow talk, baby

BREAKING: President Xi stuns the room saying to Trump: “We should be partners, not rivals" 🇺🇸 🇨🇳 I NEVER in a million years would have thought Xi would say something like that The Deep State is shaking right now

@Skeptic_George What did you do for birthing person day this past Sunday?

@SativaShower @WrestlingNewsCo @TherealRVD

@WrestlingNewsCo @TherealRVD Such a weird selling point

WWE Hall of Famer Rob Van Dam has officially launched two cannabis product lines: RVD420 (THC) and DAM GOOD CBD. @TherealRVD: "Creating these products for other cannabis enthusiasts is very important to me. THC and CBD products have been part of my routine for decades and instrumental to my success. Authenticity, quality, and consistency are all things that I stand for." RVD420 launches across 7 U.S. markets via a national retail partner. DAM GOOD CBD launches nationally in June 2026. RVD420.com | DAMGOODCBD.com

@RobertONeill31 Those types of color clashes were kinda common in the 90s Shout out to Rockapella from the Carmen Sandiego tv show

mustard yellow jacket with a lime green shirt and purple pants is NUTS

@AlecLace Totally sounds like a victim of a crime, and definitely not some scammer.

🚨 FLASHBACK: E. Jean Carroll on Rachel Maddow bragging how she’d blow the Trump lawsuit money: “Shopping spree… new shoes, new wardrobe… and I’m buying Rachel a penthouse!” TODAY: Appeals court just BLOCKED her $83 MILLION payout. That battle axe will never see a dime

Oof.. they need to remove the mouse requirement from Nvidia Spark

@cprkrn @AnthropicAI @DarioAmodei Hope it doesnt hold you hostage for a piece of the action

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG CLAUDE JUST CRACKED THIS SHIT, THANK YOU @AnthropicAI THANK YOU @DarioAmodei NAMING MY KID AFTER YOU 😍 blockchain.com/explorer/addre…

@niccruzpatane And I bet the battery lasts 30minutes

Silicon Valley-based company Tensor Auto claims their Robocar will be the first L4 autonomous vehicle commercially available for consumers in 2026. It costs ~$200,000. The vehicle has over 100 sensors: • 37 cameras • 5 LiDARs • 11 radar units • 22 microphones • 10 ultrasonics • 8 water level sensors and more The steering wheel and pedals fold out if you want to drive manually. You could probably buy 6+ Tesla Cybercabs for the price of one of these.

@ChristianLempa The whole bootstrapping process of onboarding new servers with MaaS + netbox + ansible has saved me a lot of time

Do you automate the boring stuff? Ansible, scripts, Terraform, GitOps - what actually saved you the most time? #automation #homelab #devops

@qubitium “We’re gonna need a bigger htop”

320 cores of AMD Turin, 640 hyperthreads.

@heyandras uncoolLabs would be fun too 🤣

We made a fake repo with fake bounties, and the bots are applying fake PRs, so we know who is fake, and we can ban them from the Coolify repo. IQ over 1000

@intel @Google “Write a tweet about googlebook and make it sound like Tim Cook”

We're thrilled to partner with @Google on something we've been building with them - Googlebook. Premium, powerful devices designed for Intelligence. We can't wait to get it into your hands this fall. Learn more at ms.spr.ly/6013vuzjt #Googlebook #NEXT #Intel