john summey

Is this the way a toy feels when its batteries run dry? I am the watch you always wear, but you forget to wind. #realfeels

@markhoppus bing it

@chelseajacquay hahaha

@JDub1984 i'm waiting;)

I f-ing hate valentines day. Stupid

“You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can’t have it.”

Believe me 'cause now's the time to try Don't wait, the chance will pass you by

@Jillian_Eileen hell yeah!! That goes for Reese's Christmas trees too!

@ChrisIsenbarger you have a small penis and your mom knows it

My favorite part of winter is when it's over!

Having a bad day? At least you're not a toilet in America right now.

@ItsDJDoubleK play coolio- gangsters paradise

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

@ChurchSara @Jillian_Eileen your mother

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them.

@Jillian_Eileen nah, I think it should be "john summey is awesome and I really want to go out with him"

@J_Spin44 definitely don't wanna have a little D when the pressure is on...

Relive this weekends @FLAGALine concert this us! #acoustic #roundhere #muncie twitpic.com/dhdqwk