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So, I'm pretty sure I found the box score from the game in my Twitter header: baseball-reference.com/boxes/MON/MON2… . Thanks @baseball_ref !

100!!!! MTL 1, NYI 0 #GoHabsGo

@broodwars64 That's frustrating.

@jjasonf And now that makes 3 days in a row where AZ has failed to deliver a package to their own lockers.

Just had a rather infuriating conversation with an Amazon delivery driver (don't @ me, Amazon employee stalking Twitter). "So,we haven't been able to deliver to our own lockers 2 days in a row because they were full." "So can you deliver to my house." "No. It's 1.4 miles away"

@thurrott Is it weird that the Xbox Android app still includes language about Windows 10 (even s-mode!) and Xbox One without mentioning Windows 11/Xbox Series X?

This is freaking wild.

@broodwars64 They don't do home delivery?

Fantastic. Good chat. Thank for nothing.

@archer_rs Félicitations!

I am delighted to announce our granddaughter Mairead, Aglaé, Elizabeth was born today. 3.5 kg and 49cm. Both mother and baby doing well after a two hour labour.

Patrick Corbin, on being called a ‘sled dog’ by Max Scherzer: “I was talking with my wife about it, we still don’t know what it means. Hopefully it’s a good thing.” #BlueJays

COLE CAUFIELD A 50 BUTS COLE CAUFIELD HAS 50 GOALS #GoHabsGo

50!!!!!!!!! #GoHabsGo

The thing about batting average with RISP is that it's only a step above noise over a full season, so it's considerably less than that over a mere few days if you think this is targeted to your team: yes, it is

@moebius_strip Took me a bit to think that one through.

The NHL is weird, man. Teams in playoff position firing coaches to hire retreads. Does any other major sport do that?

@DSzymborski *buys massive quantity of batteries from amazon* Two weeks of battery ads... like I'm reselling them or something?

Also, when I sold my Crosstrek to Carvana in 2021, I actually got advertised listings for the EXACT CAR I SOLD for the next two weeks.

SIX DE SUITE SIX IN A ROW #GoHabsGo

It's the first time A's batters have struck out 50 times in any 3-game span of their entire existence.

The Blue Jays have a 46% K rate (pitching) through 3 games. That's 50 K in 110 batters. That's *ludicrous.*

🔥 THE RETURN OF DIAMOND, DOMER, AND BJ BIRDY 🔥 Learn More: bit.ly/4s11VnQ

Still using the one I bought at Home Hardware sixteen years ago.

@acoyne A classic

Holy moly, is Them! ever a corker of a movie.

SIX OVERTURNS WILL NOT BE HIS WORST