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#GameOfThrones Nobody: Bran to everyone:

Who says no??

Show us your best motion blur captured in-camera. 🏃‍♀️

The plan? Require weekly mandatory paperwork to increase government efficiency

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

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Uncle O’Grimacey was just released from prison after his sentence for bombing British soldiers.

@itsaboutthebaag Probably this guy

BREAKING: President Donald Trump appoints Dr. Leo Spaceman to serve as surgeon general

If I have to hear the bundlarooski commercial one more time I’m going to throw my tv in a lake

Excel might be the most powerful data tool ever created or whatever but every time I have to make a bunch of charts I find a new reason to want to chuck my laptop into a fucking river

Stay strong brother ✊

@CollinRugg Everyone saying Onlyfins when fincel is right there

NEW: A s*xually frustrated dolphin is accused of s*xually assaulting and injuring 45 people in Wasaka Bay, Japan. The bottlenose dolphin is accused of going on a multi-year rampage, s*xually assaulting beachgoers about 200 miles west of Tokyo. The dolphin will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them if they get close. "Dolphins, when they are mating, can be very wild," said marine researcher Putu Mustika. Researchers don't have definitive proof that all the attacks are from the same dolphin but agree that it's likely the same dolphin. "It is reasonable to assume that it is the same individual, as the wounds on the tail fin are similar to those of the dolphins seen off the coast last year," said a professor in Japan Tadamichi Morisaka.

(I really liked Elden Ring. It was a good frustration)

My review no one asked for is in and CFB25 kinda fucking sucks. Road to Glory mode is the most frustrating aspect of any game I’ve played in years, and that includes Elden Ring

@AMango720 Had to switch to the ABC broadcast

Schefter ruining every pick in this draft. Stop foreshadowing everything!

i'm not even kidding when i say he should have to prove this on live television today or face criminal charges for stock market manipulation