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more sleep less everything else #tweetingintothevoid
Katılım Ocak 2018
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The plan? Require weekly mandatory paperwork to increase government efficiency

unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: Elon Musk has said: Federal employees to receive email asking what they accomplished last week; no response will be considered resignation.
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Uncle O’Grimacey was just released from prison after his sentence for bombing British soldiers.
Guillaume Huin@HuinGuillaume
The Shamrock Shake is back on 2.10 at McDonald's. And so is the icon and legend : Uncle O'Grimacey.
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Stay strong brother ✊

Alfredo Brown@AlfredoABrown
Hey Siri, play "Something in the Way" by Nirvana.
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NEW: A s*xually frustrated dolphin is accused of s*xually assaulting and injuring 45 people in Wasaka Bay, Japan.
The bottlenose dolphin is accused of going on a multi-year rampage, s*xually assaulting beachgoers about 200 miles west of Tokyo.
The dolphin will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them if they get close.
"Dolphins, when they are mating, can be very wild," said marine researcher Putu Mustika.
Researchers don't have definitive proof that all the attacks are from the same dolphin but agree that it's likely the same dolphin.
"It is reasonable to assume that it is the same individual, as the wounds on the tail fin are similar to those of the dolphins seen off the coast last year," said a professor in Japan Tadamichi Morisaka.
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i'm not even kidding when i say he should have to prove this on live television today or face criminal charges for stock market manipulation
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
Elon Musk says the first neuralink patient can now control a computer mouse with their thoughts.
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