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@thenik Don't understand why he would come out of retirement to fight some internet influencer dude.

@thenik Too old to be doing this shit.

@BrettLaffel I don't get it either.

@jeremymoskowitz Because it's secretly not gross? Maybe?!?

Leftover candycorn is so gross. Why do I keep eating it? Explain.

@SoniaCuff Worked for a place where all the server names started with "big"... Some were more creative than others.

Have you even worked in tech if you didn't have servers named after Star Wars characters? Luke and Leia were a clustered pair.

@melmaliacone Sorry you are going through all this. *hugs*

Contrary to what many of y’all who know me in real life may think, I’m a very private person. But it’s probably time to share some health problems I’m navigating, since I recently learned that the hospital system I receive my medical care at might soon be out of network.

@thenik Totally just had it on pizza tonight.

@thenik Congrats on the milestone!

@thenik Oh so sorry!!! Be kind to yourself while this all gets fixed!

Nightmare scenario is when the training, fix-it guidance, or instructions are only in video form. I just want to read!

@SoniaCuff I've just ignored the dishes all week. It's been refreshing.

Do you ever struggle to focus because your kitchen is a mess?

Republicans: “she’s not qualified.” She was DA of a Top 10 city, AG of the 2nd largest justice department in the land, a U.S. Senator from the largest state, and the sitting VPOTUS. Last time you elected a president he was a game show host and Twitter troll so STFU.

Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”? You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy? The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”? The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written? Really? The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations? The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO? We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him? Now? In JULY?!? Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban?? Are you fucking high?

@SoniaCuff We should.... but I'm bad at it.

Is anyone capturing their product warranties digitally? Just bought a camping fridge with a paper receipt (non-thermal) & a 5 year warrant. It'll be chucked in a folder until we need to hunt for it. But I thought I should prob chuck this stuff in a spreadsheet at least?

@thenik Hollandaise. I will fight you. ;)

@RedPencilScript Hope they didn't get the fever hallucinations. Those are freaky!

My kid (7) just popped a 106.7 fever. Back in the day that was an immediate trip to the emergency room. Now it's a phone call, a cold bath, and some juice and tylenol. Jeezaloo. Send all your good thoughts, vibes, and prayers please ❤️

@thenik All the days....

anyone else raised Catholic and wanna knee-jerk react with "and also with you" when someone says "may the 4th be with you" on star wars day?

@shahedC I have days I do that too... sad for any mailing list that arrives that day.

I’ve been unsubscribing to new incoming emails today My inbox should be cleaner next week :) Should’ve done this ages ago!

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me