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@ivasnh Ang bobo ng school nyo hahahahah

ako yung gagraduate pero kalahati ng page ikaw, punyeta

Always hear about @MeteoraAG DLMMs, but don't know how to trade it, or too busy? Why not use our automated farmer (in private beta now) to: ✅ Automatically find new DLMM pools that pay high fees ✅ Automatically swap your SOL into that token (which are always meme coins to give the highest fees) ✅ Deposit your SOL / token into the Meteora DLMM pool (earning fees, and getting points for their airdrop) ✅ Automatically claim fees / withdraw liquidity / trade back into SOL And repeat this process all day, all night!

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@Sndyslnc1924 Hahahahaha asin na naman ang ulam

@jkrolls_ Buti saken wala maliliquidate. hahaha Congrats master

HAHAHAH DEPUTS. LIQUIDATED MALALA

@marinonchain More pain 🤣

Ngl, this entire dump was max pain 📉 You know what happens after max pain?🧐

“Kapag sinabihan ka kasing magbenta ka. Magbenta ka. Maniwala ka. Nag-long ka pa.” Okay sorry po 🥲

I shorted sol at the almost top of 185 with 10k, 100x leverage I got liquidated by a couple cents, before we free falled all the way to 120 if sol traded only 20 cents lower that one day, My short would be worth $600k right now

@CryptoRoxo Damn, too bad

BREAKING: SOMEONE WHO LONGED $ETH GOT LIQUIDATED FOR $10.91M

Grabe kala ko ang layo na ng $53k. Walastik ka talaga BTC 🤣

"NO 'OPEN LETTER.' NO TANTRUM. NO DRAMA.' Ito ang sinabi ni dating Office of the Vice President #OVP spokesperson Atty. Barry Gutierrez nang ikumpara niya ang bilang ng naka-assign sa security detail nina Vice Pres. Sara Duterte at dating bise presidente Leni Robredo. #News5

Yun oh

Mga DDS, bakit si Leni hanap nyo? Public official ba siya? Si Sara, 2nd highest official, di niyo hinahanap.

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tangina ng mga aso namin inuna namin silang iakyat bago mga gamit namin tapos nagdive yung dalawa putangina talaga 😭😭😭

@RolandPhilipGo Kudos to BGC for proper city planning. Disgusting, sa maraming parte ng Pilipinas na binabaha kasi pwede naman palang hindi. Ayan ako na nag-ayos ng tweet mo na tunog hater ng BGC

@Augczhz @ecoconat HAHAHAHAHHAA

naki-CR ako sa isang building sa UP Diliman. bago makapasok, tinanong ako ng guard, 'taga-UP ka, sir?' ewan, natawa na lang ako. sabi ko, 'dati po.' pinapasok naman. ganun na ba sa UP ngayon? sila-sila na lang sa loob?pano kaya kung sinabi kong hindi ako taga-UP,

Gets naman masaya ka nakaahon kayo sa hirap pero ang insensitive mo dun.

“Buti na lang talaga nagbago buhay namin, dati lagi kaming binabaha pero ngayon nasa maayos na kami na bahay at iniisip kung anong masarap kainin” HAHAHAH kabobohan. Kapag maganda na ba bahay di na ba binabaha? Saka talaga nag iisip ka anong masarap na kakainin, share mo lang?