The Jen Commandments

@elizabethjscott @Secondlina 🤣🤣

Jurassic.

@Lando_Bee Legiiiiiiiiiit

@jltaylor175 So good!! Also, Ma Dong-seok is a babe.

Finally watched Train to Busan. Now excuse me while I sit here & sob for next 3hrs.

@hbachrach Oh hell yes

sometimes I remember how Julie Taymor came to speak to my MFA cohort and discussed her career and her then-recent difficult projects (including Spiderman), and someone actually asked her something along the lines of, 'Are you sure it isn't your fault those projects failed?'

@hbachrach Damn it, same

damn it i have to watch this now

@torpordust Ducky and pumpkin

what pet names did your parents have for you as a kid? stuff like darling or sweetie, anything that's not your name. trying to write a thing and i just got thinking about it. i got called chicken sometimes, i like that

can we get a prestige miniseries about george w. bush being a war criminal so that we can collectively, like, remember that fact

@JoGreenlandME @drkmurch Yes this is so annoying!!

@drkmurch Also can you let Microsoft know that the passive voice is not a grammatical error?

holy shit, it’s two wrongs making a right

@Lando_Bee Go get those teeth of the sea!!!

TODAY IS THE DAY!!!

deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (we make eye contact across a crowded room and die tragically as a result of our feuding families)

I’m not saying we’ll live to see some sort of paradise. But just fighting for change makes you stronger. Not hoping for anything will kill you for sure. Leslie Feinberg, Stone Butch Blues

Mammoths were still walking the earth when this grasshopper weight was hand-carved almost 4000 years ago in bronze age Babylonia. C.1800 BCE. 🦣

*OPPORTUNITY* Netflix / Sky are launching a Screenwriters' Fellowship today, offering a bursary of £22k each to six writers. They are looking for writers of Black, Asian and other racial and ethnic backgrounds that are underrepresented in the TV and film industry.

GIVE PEOPLE A DAY OFF EACH WEEK TO READ THEIR BOOKMARKED ARTICLES

companies when we get close to june

Today was a big news day out of the Supreme Court. Let’s talk about four things that happened today, impacting reproductive freedom, jury trials, and warrantless entry in our homes.

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF SHE-RA SEASON 5 EVERYONE!! 💖🌈✨

Very very important

@hbachrach @UKShakespeare Oh gosh 🙃 unfollowed

I don't want to retweet transphobia, but if you're following @UKShakespeare, I strongly recommend that you unfollow them today 🙂