Joaquin Maguire

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@IwriteOK If repeated COVID infections result in Bolsonaro’s dick falling off, followed by death, I will become a churchgoing Christian.

@Liv_Agar Bring back that shirt.

This is so perfect.

Is our epoch the one in which success is most inversely correlated with talent?

@stevanzetti Mamma mia, they take-a the severancio.

Okay, hear me out: what if everyone quits and takes the severance

@heikki_bear @telviscalhoun @allpointsnorth It’s supposed to put you in mind of an English butler (e.g.: “Bring the tea in, please, Jenkins.”)

@Kevin_Church @benito_cereno Also, it’s surprisingly consistent throughout the city.

@Mantoniette13 @Taintnothingbu1 @MargaretAtwood Maybe elves have magic bugs instead of genitals.

@Taintnothingbu1 @MargaretAtwood Etymology* 💜

The Hobbit? ??? You gotta be joking! There’s no sex in it! Or did I miss something?

Imagine Roger Stone’s head on Elon’s torso.

@ellle_em The Scopes Meownkey Trial.

@TerribleMaps Why is this great map posted on an account called TerribleMaps?

@swordsjew Thielbilly Smelegy

fuuuuuuuuck jd vance in the senate? shillbilly smelegy

@FannyIngabout @DCWorkingGirl @ChuckWendig @holly Listening to La Marshseillaise.

@DCWorkingGirl @ChuckWendig @holly But if anyone can, a frog can.

@mroahrig @austin_walker Jar Jar, actually.

The final two lines of Andor this week sent me spiral-pacing around my apartment, unhinged and laughing

The home shopping in Persona 5 is a real letdown after 4.

@jwz @drbrain Would the cops have a hard time. . . bagging him?

Why is it that cops will claim “we need an array of Killdozers for situations that have never happened, but might, because bad guys with guns” But not “we should have more controls on guns so bad guys have a harder time getting them”?

@joefielderIII But not if you’re already in a bad mood.

Decided to try Disney + for Andor. Was NOT expecting a Battle of Algiers musical reference.

Is Scorn a first person splooter?