Johnny Major

@Libs_OfChicago Wow, this is insane!

This is an insane looking street takeover on Lower Wacker.

@Chicago_Goofies Burn it all down!!! F that!

This family took a trip to Miami and rented a minivan through Turo. When they opened the van, they found roaches everywhere. They called Turo and asked them to pick it up, but Turo told them they needed to return it to the pickup location. What would you have done in this situation?

@CrystalHope1979 Love this!

Every single day, this fluffy white cloud of joy waits patiently… until he hears THAT truck. Then it’s full zoomies, tail wags, and the biggest Samoyed smile for his favorite FedEx hero! 🐶🚚❤️ True love on four paws and one delivery route in New Hampshire. Who else has a pet that loses it when their favorite delivery driver pulls up?

@MarioNawfal I would definitely use this at my desk!

Riding a bike while you work. Would you try it?

@Chicago_Goofies How unbelievably stupid!

Chicago has expanded its non-police crisis response team citywide. They now respond to some calls that would normally go to the police, including mental health crisis calls. Right now, the service is only available Monday through Friday from 10:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.

This woman had the brilliant idea to haul her dirty living room area rug straight to the self-serve car wash for just $5 — soap, high-pressure spray, and all! She goes after a stubborn blackberry stain and shows the nasty water that pours out when she’s done. This is such a smart hack, especially if you don’t own a carpet shampooer at home. It looks like a second round of scrubbing might have helped even more, but I’m sure it already looks so much better than it did before! Sometimes the simplest, most unexpected solutions are the ones that actually get the job done. Have you ever tried a wild DIY cleaning hack like this, or do you have your own go-to trick for tackling carpet stains?

@ChicagoDOT Let’s start with the awful roads and neighborhood streets 🤦‍♂️

Ever wonder how bike lanes get their signature green color? 🚲💚 Watch CDOT crews transform the street step by step to help make bike lanes more visible and safer for everyone. #Chicago #BikeChicago #bikesafetymonth

@MaryAnnAhernNBC @nbcchicago

BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is going to Vatican to meet Pope Leo at end of month @nbcchicago

@BillyM2k Enjoy! Was there at the end of last year. Loved it!

booked japan trip! 🇯🇵🍣🍜

@Chicago_Police @notguiltyCHI 🙏🙏🙏

Police Officer John G. Bartholomew #12963 End of Watch: April 25, 2026 Officer Bartholomew dedicated his life to protecting his fellow Chicagoans. Above all, he was a beloved father, husband, son and brother. We promise to ensure his sacrifice will never be forgotten.

@Chicago_History Carson's!!!

This Carson's Ribs commercial used to play on Chicago TV religiously in the 90's. #ChicagoHistory 🍗🍖🍖🍗

@CWBChicago 🙏🙏🙏

Now: Two officers shot at Swedish Hospital. An "active shooting" per Ald. Andre Vasquez. #Chicago #ChicagoScanner

@liana_1_1 This dude is a jagoff

A guy rips a baseball from an elderly man's hands

@marcusleshock @Cubs The Chicago way! It got a double! Now stay over there and out of my backyard!

There is a RAT on the field at Wrigley! 🐀🤣 @Cubs Watch for the Phillies reaction when they noticed it. 🤣🤣

@ChicagoCritter Poor dog! get that pup out of that shit show! ugh

A violent clash broke out at the 69th Red Line station as several men attacked CTA K-9 officers. Police say the situation escalated quickly, with K-9s biting some individuals and one person throwing a trash can at a dog. #chicagoscanner #k9

@kevinvdahlgren I feel bad for the pup. I hate when I see people living on the streets with dogs.

A dog waiting for his owner who is nodded out in the bushes. Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but I do not believe heavy drug addicts should have the right to own pets.

@ericswalwell Wait, you claiming the videos are fake aka ai? 🤔

I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that’s my fight, not a campaign’s.

@Puppieslover Love this

This cute dog is banned from the couch, so the moment its owner leaves the house it races straight onto it – but instantly drops to the floor the second it hears footsteps approaching. 😂

@susanamendoza10 we need you in Chicago and more of you in IL!

Yesterday, I presented my final budget request before the IL House Appropriations Committee. Though my time as Comptroller will come to an end next year, it has been the honor of a lifetime to serve as your State Comptroller for the past nine years—and to be a responsible steward of your tax dollars. Thank you for trusting me to serve.

@JaymalGreen 👏

BREAKING: Looks like Superintendent King has NOT changed her position. She just sent this out to staff.