Mark

You never know who you'll see on the street @Shift4 NFL Schedule Release Show 5/14 on @nflnetwork at 7PM CT

They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

Bring Maury back for one last paternity test. Put it on PPV.

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened

🕊️ BREAKING: Chuck Norris has died. Details: tmz.me/didYp9I

Same Team. New Chapter. Next Titan Up!

Got too close to a ring for his comfort

Third Eye Blind self titled. No skips

sometimes the only thing getting you through the week is the countdown for the next episode of The Pitt

Legend

🕊️ James Van Der Beek has died. He was 48. What we know: tmz.me/RvjXKrS

If you are my age, this is the best thing you’ll see today.

The Super Bowl…

yeah so this has ruined my day

We can now say it. Curt Cignetti is the best hire for any job in the history of anyone hired for any job ever

Rest in Peace Bob Weir 🕊️

mother-in-law just dialed up a new Christmas movie that’s at 2.5 on Letterboxd and 35% on Rotten Tomatoes, let’s get fired up

That's a dang Christmas miracle. #KingOfTheHill