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3 shutouts in 10 games mood:

@keat_pegg @Kevin63041148 @jmaccole45 @CharlieG__ i know the injuries are frustrating as a fan but lodolo and greene combined for 9 bWAR last year. they definitely help us

@Kevin63041148 @jmaccole45 @CharlieG__ Nick Lodolo is almost 30. He has 5 years of a prime left. Better figure it the fuck out asap. Personally him and Greene don’t help us, get them out.

Nick Lodolo said the blister is frustrating. He has tried every known remedy and will keep experimenting. He has to be able to compete at this level, and not being able to spin your slider impacts that. He hopes to play catch in the next day or two.

@TJStats i will always believe in you connor phillips

Daily tjStuff+ Leaders 2026-03-28 Min. 10 Pitches 1) Mason Miller - 119 2) Justin Slaten - 119 3) Connor Phillips - 119

TEAM VENEZUELA 🇻🇪 CHAMPS 🏆 #WORLDBASEBALLCLASSIC

North America chose suburbs over commie blocks and became antisocial to the point of being so paranoiacally distrusting of their neighbors they ushered in constant surveillance with ring cameras and threaten them at gunpoint to protect gaudy ecologically unstable lawns. Curious!

SOUND THE ALARMS IN TEL AVIV ITS VENEZUELAN BOMBS OVERHEAD

yeah man and iraq totally had WMDs

@TeamDarkRonnie ttyd so peak

I guess we’re sharing top 10’s

@xAutumnAura genuinely one of the most insufferable accounts on this hellscape of a website

mclainbros we may be back

@TJStats is fangraphs smoking dick?????

MLB Playoff Odds

@xAutumnAura real

what a rotation, this could be a crazy team this year

@xAutumnAura certainly worse than trump 1. idk about trump 2, i suppose we'll have to wait and see

like in 2026 you post a socialism beer and get zero likes. that's crazy. in 2023 shit would go triple platinum

kinda sad that there's no one on twitter anymore. tweeting used to be so fun. now you post a socialism beer or a banger tweet and get zero likes. it's a sad world

at the gas station that smells like black & milds and chlorine and some dude buying $20 scratchers at the counter is having a several minute long conversation with the cashier about what day of the week it is man what the FUCK is wrong with michigan

@xAutumnAura some opposition party we have!

@ohioisgood still can't believe they got rid of s'mores...

this is so important to me

haven't had a socialism beer in a while. time to make things right