Josh Mullenax

@carterhambley I know your credit is good if you describing piss as ‘chestnut’

not to sound like one of ✨those people ✨ but the vaccine undid basically all of my potty training. i’m starting from fucking scratch here. every half hour i’m just painting my walls lemon and chestnut

@lolennui But can they not make bags with all good for adults because we get the fucking point.

@Billyhottakes Woo pig sooie

Predator becomes prey. (Wild Hogs kill Leopard)

@amser409 @TheRealWarioMan @Buncahn Only if there’s not a cleaning fee. I’m literally paying you to do that. Why would I pay a cleaning fee AND clean

@TheRealWarioMan @Buncahn Do the dishes, dude. Your other comments, sure. But if you used dishes that were clean when you got there, wash and put them away before leaving.

Airbnb: $200 cleaning fee Also Airbnb: 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈

@barstoolcarl What’s that Jerk chicken van in westown where there’s a pic of a kid saying “jerk off”

Reply to this tweet with your favorite Chicago area commercial truck/van. I’ll start. The undisputed GOAT around town:

@tkmiles Such a fun read so far! #RABBITSnovel

It's a very special birthday...RABBITS publication day! If you like books, this is one of those! Order online now or support your favorite local bookstore by picking up a copy today! #RUplaying #RABBITSnovel penguinrandomhouse.com/books/604640/r…

On to the NEXT

Holy Shit Arkansas. What a way to finish a half

@MKolodiej @GooseIsland Nice

@GooseIsland Looks like someone is already selling a bike ebay.us/qbCGvF

🍋COMMENCE THE LEMON DROP🍋. #312LemonDrop has officially started. Track them here 👉gooseisland.com/lemondrop

@GooseIsland #312day #312lemondrop

@jmully77 Not us. No touch.

@GooseIsland y’all crazy for this one.

@Ambboots @GooseIsland Can I buy that bike off you?

@GooseIsland When the week is a lemon, #312day to the rescue

[Podcasters] “We are on the cusp of transforming into a fascist nation. A country on the brink of civil war. I know when I’m in a civil war, I get hungry. That’s why Blue Apron-“

To be fair she does looks like a chicken

it’s time to level up

@kanyewest Pls stop

@kanyewest Bro plz stop.

How about literally anything else

@HonestSeth hit the nail on the head last week when he equated the current situation to the Chinese symbol for the crisis. It is actually two symbols; one is danger, the other, opportunity. Just because we're taking punches doesn't' mean our eyes should be closed. #klinewscom

@charliefranc0 saying “ma’am is this man bothering you” in regards to GEazy was all time.