Jodie♔

Could absolutely mangle bang bang cauliflower every single day of my life from wagamamas

@BrutalSavageYT @McDonalds If they ever bring back anything it needs to be this…

@jodhadley @McDonalds Random af but I can't stop thinking about how great this was 😂

Petition to bring back to Sweet Chilli Chicken Deli Sandwich in @McDonalds please😫 I dream about this sandwich...☁️

Chub rub is fucking torture

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Trying to do a baby’s passport photos is near enough impossible..😆

Save for a house or go on holidays?😫

Shrek really is my comfort film, could watch it on repeat

Tesco putting their meal deals up to £3.50 just sums up this week

Same 24 hrs in a day as Beyoncé and all that💁🏽‍♀️

Is Boris gonna send us off so we have something else to talk about other than him breaking his own covid-19 rules? Absolutely.

#NewProfilePic Enjoy my less scruffy version of my mam bun 👱🏾‍♀️

Just when I thought 2022 was everyone’s year, Russia end up being absolute fuckwhits🤨

Put my hands up to midwives, have the utter most respect for them looking after me & my baby…what an amazing & hardworking job, honestly my superhero’s💗

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again…if @Primark done online shopping it would be a game changer, I’d also be very skint😶

Not to toot my own horn - I’m an amazing cook but if you ask me to make mash I’ll fuck it up…one thing I’m not capable of 🤦🏽‍♀️

Is it just me or is there constantly a Kardashians birthday or are they just dragged out forever..

Can’t wait for this baby to pop out so I can wear something other than a sweatshirt & leggings..🤦🏽‍♀️

Absolutely heartbreaking👼🏽 what cruel people could do this…r.i.p baby boy 🤍

Your meant to ✨glow✨ through your pregnancy, I just look pale & fat

Yeah sure I’m not doing well mentally right now but please keep in mind I’m also not doing well physically or financially