
Jordan Dodson
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Jordan Dodson
@jody_ov
creative director | writer | my friends call me Jody



DANISS JENKINS EXCLAMATION POINT ‼️ PISTONS WIN GAME 1 🍿




BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are hiring Masai Ujiri as the franchise's new Team President and Alternate Governor, sources tell me and @BannedMacMahon. Ujiri ran the Toronto Raptors from 2013 to 2025, serving as the architect of the 2019 NBA championship team.



“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

JUST IN: Federal prosecutors release new images and details of Cole Allen and his alleged attempt to assassinate president Trump. Here is a mirror selfie he took about 30 minutes before charging past the magnetometers. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2808…


Think we can all agree that Cole Allen was the most cringe assassination attempt in American history





Aaron Judge: “I’m all about tradition, but we’ve got a (Starr Insurance) patch on our sleeves.”

‘The Other Bennet Sister’ Becomes Biggest U.K. Drama Launch in a Year hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/the…


American went to Panera Bread and ordered a sandwich “This is what a f*cking $16 sandwich will get you at Panera” The average cost of a whole sandwich at Panera before they were bought by a private equity firm in 2017 was $7-8 Half sandwich ‘You pick 2’ used to only cost $5-$7 Panera Bread was acquired by JAB Holding Company, a private equity firm in a $7.5 billion deal Menu prices across Panera then rose dramatically by an average of 68% since the acquisition Private equity firms destroy everything







