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Positively shameful news coming out of Baylor.

Nothin like new news 🤔 I got connections Ik everything

So apparently I have 4 daughters that I was unaware of, and they decided to break the news to me by yelling "Daddy" at me while driving by

"This is the horror I see in politics today- a pack of self-righteous hyenas feeding on an unexpected carcass." HST, 1973

"There have been a lot of meetings over the past 48 hours about what color plate do we deliver DWS's head on." This is why I enjoy politics

Update on Hanley Ramirez: contusion on his left big toe, x-rays are negative so there is no structural damage. Good news for the Sox.

#Bruins fans reacting to the Kevan Miller extension news.

Great news that it's gonna be hot and sunny on my bday

Oh, one other thing. This breaking news about the B's signing D Kevan Miller to a four-year extension? STOP EXTENDING MEDIOCRE D MEN!!!

Breaking news: Red Sox reliever Carson Smith will undergo Tommy John surgery thus ending his season. He only pitched in 3 total games.

Kendrick Lamar x Hood Politics

I love listening to NPR because I like knowing the news, but I hate the way it strips me of all confidence in my country.