Not Ben Hogan

@Evan_P_Grant Optimism on opening day is at its peak all across the land. It’s grand…….

First day of school outfit

@thwacknicklaus Nuff said..

The greatest single iron ever created: The Mizuno MP33 4 iron. Come at me bro. If you’d like to present a counterargument, please include photos. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

@aintscarylarry Favorite song. Cross Eyed Mary by Jethro Tull…

Somewhere a pizza place is missing a tablecloth.

Dave Raymond........

@Sullivan_Ranger Best Line. "I had no idea Jim Bibby was black." Whitey Herzog.........

This was a great book. It's time for a new story about the Rangers to be told.

@LukeKerrDineen Justin Thomas……book em, Dano……

Respect if you can correctly guess which pro this is based on his junior golf swing...

@Top100Rick It's a good swing if you think Jim Furyk has a good swing......

Mesmerizing. 😍 Linn Grant is known for having one of the best golf swings on earth. First watch, you will focus on her club position in the backswing. But I’m kind of blown away by her left arm at top of swing. Its barely passed 90 degrees. Even with driver. Maybe I need to shorten my swing! I know so little about the golf swing lol.

@RoyRogers_HTMS Looks like the house band at a Renaissance Festival……

Does a lead flute work in rock? Jethro Tull would have been so much better with just lead guitar.

@JoeLeydon The opposite of Bobby’s program……

Sending out a serious question to the Twitterverse: What do you think is the best antivirus program?

@PaigeSpiranac @kclairerogers You had me at the second sentence…….

Get there first thing in the morning. Go in on the back side. Head to merch and get the essentials first and a chair. Check merch and go set your chair down so you can get a good spot (bonus points if it’s by concessions). Get breakfast and walk the entire course. Hangout in your spot for lunch. Get the ice cream sandwich! Then on your way out hit the merch again for friends and family

For people who have been to the Masters: how would you recommend someone spends the day there? (When to head to merch, amen corner, etc!)

@TS_Secrets Your son went to a very, very cheap college......

My neighbor spent about $80k on his son’s college finance degree. His son graduated, filled out 105 applications, and couldn’t land a finance job. Right now, he’s managing a Jimmy John’s while he “waits for a break.” Then my neighbor said, “I’m going to introduce him to some of my friends so he can get an entry-level role.” And it hit me. If the outcome is still who you know, not what you studied… what exactly did the $80k buy?

@NotHoodlum Must be the sleepy eye that gets her charged up……

NEW: Virginia Foxx (Q-NC) endorses serial adulterer Ken Paxton: “There’s just something about him I find sexy.”

@nut_history Jim Palmer…..

I’m going to start a new thread everyday, all I need everyone to do is lists off the “face of the franchise” for the team I name. Baltimore Orioles

@TyWalker716 The only thing in them are notes from Epstein’s mother…….

@TheGolfDivoTee Doug Sanders in his Porsche would like a word……

Without a shadow of any doubt the most elegant golfer of them all -

@NUCLRGOLF I have already answered this question. Go to a goat ranch course with thin fairways and maybe a couple of temporary greens. Break 80 there........

🚨⛳️🏌️‍♂️ #DISCUSSION — If you’ve broken 80, what’s one tip you would give your fellow golfer trying to do the same?

@NotJackKemp Hey Jack. The best ice cream is at Costco. It’s called Super Premium Vanilla. The texture of this stuff is a food group by itself. Old alkies KNOW ice cream………baby arm…….

If you don’t live near a braum’s you should move. This haul was 14 bucks!

@TyWalker716 @tweetgrubes The Franchise……

Kitten Face (cc: @tweetgrubes)

@NUCLRGOLF Smotherman needs pair up with Schenk in Scotch Foursomes…..

🚨⛳️🏌️ #UPDATE — Austin Smotherman two putted for par on 18 this morning. Play was suspended last night before he had a chance to putt out. There’s now a five-way tie for the lead at -5 after the first round at The Players.

@TracesofTexas Breakfast tacos should be made with two corn tortillas just like street tacos……

The Texas Quote of the Day: "A man with breakfast tacos is invisible to the Gods." ----- Me, Traces of Texas, over breakfast tacos this morning