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@ZeroE53792 Unleaded gasoline Marlboro Lights

@VinnysCorner1 Fred Biletnikoff Santana Moss

You can't say Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Calvin Johnson, or Terrell Owens… It's 4th and goal at the 10 yard line and you need a TD... What Wide Receiver are you throwing the ball to? I'll start: Isaac Bruce

@BBGreatMoments Al Lang Field, home of the St. Petersburg Cardinals

What was the first minor league ballpark you ever visited?

@MatrixMysteries Do they not list the price on the menu? It shouldn't be a shock.

An American grabbed a simple meal at Park MGM in Las Vegas. A bowl of pasta. A water. The bill? $52.95. Vegas used to drain your wallet at the tables. Now it does it before you even sit down.

@AmiriKing One never knows....

@AmiriKing She didn't swear. Didn't criticize the other kid. I don't see a problem with it.

If this was my mother I’d shred my birth certificate.

@FDSportsbook Split with Eagles and Cowboys. Lose to Seattle. Beat the Colts and Giants.

The Commanders have a ROUGH schedule 😳 Predict their record in their first 5 games

@chefsevenn If you tried it and didn’t like it you could make a sandwich but it didn’t happen very often.

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@james_xond 31 and with a sub-prime mortgage which worked out well.

Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?

@AlTheBoss03 Never saw Willie Mays on his prime. Cesar Geronimo

Who’s the greatest defensive center fielder you ever saw? Not stats. Not highlights. What you felt watching them patrol the outfield. Drop a name.

@kevinreiten @Super70sSports It’s Hi-C and it’s incredible.

@Super70sSports Remember the orange drink at McDonalds as a kid?

Orange soda is so fucking good. We got a lot of people out there sleeping on orange soda. Fanta, Sunkist, Orange Crush. I don’t even care which one, they’re all bringing it.

@VinnysCorner1 Brian Baschnagel

Name a random player from the Bears, but try and name someone nobody else will say…. I’ll start: Ron Rivera

@KurtSchlichter Words by the Monkees is my favorite. youtube.com/watch?v=TKoh0u…

I want to defend to the death idea that the Monkees are an incredible band and totally underrated and should be part of the rock ‘n roll Hall of Fame

@catholicpat What if the priest isn’t so great?

When a young man considers the priesthood, it is often because he has a good, long-standing relationship with his parish priest. Moving priests around every 5-7 years is making our vocations crisis worse.

@whinyrealist @DefiantLs Tail-end Boomer here. They're annoying as (fill in the blank).

@DefiantLs What do the other boomers think of these boomers?

Make it stop..

@jappleby Totally agree

A good rule for Twitter health: If you use your real name, And your real face, On your Twitter? Never, ever engage with someone who doesn't use their own name + face on their Twitter.

@Xtopher_Uzo Absolutely. I used to prary for a visiting priest to offer Mass. Luckily all of our priests (and deacons) range from decent to excellent at homilies.

@joecat6267 😂😂 was it really boring?

A priest once shared a story. He said his parish is always filled during Mass. Packed church. People standing outside. Massive turnout almost every time. Then one day, during their usual gathering of pastors, preachers, and priests in their neighborhood. He was the only Catholic priest there. So the other pastors asked him: "Man, what exactly are you doing ?" "How is your church always this full?" "Your preaching must be extremely powerful." These protestant pastors said they preach "fire sermons" every week, preach very well, preach with energy and passion, yet they still struggle with low turnout. So they assumed this Catholic priest must have some extraordinary style of preaching. But the priest replied: "Honestly, I don’t even think my preaching is that good." The pastors were shocked, so they asked him: "Then why are the people always coming?" And the priest answered: "They are not coming because of me. They are coming because of Jesus Christ in the Eucharist.” Wow, just wow. That right there explains the Catholic Church. The Holy Mass is not centered on the personality of the priest. It is centered on Jesus Christ. Catholics are not ultimately gathering for entertainment, motivation, or "fire preaching." We are gathering for the Jesus Christ, who is truly present in the Holy Eucharist.

@TiffaniMarie483 Apparently I have a look that scared the children into submission when preceded by a very loud, slow, and stern-sounding "GET THE (blank) IN BED."

Imagine: Kids are 5.5, 4, and 2. It is bedtime but they’ve all decided to rebel simultaneously. The 5.5 yo is jumping on the couch (not allowed). The 4 yo is laughing maniacally. The 2 yo is yelling for mommy and upset she can’t find her “baby” You begin to make threats and outline consequences. No one listens. Punishments escalate, but the chaos continues. As a loving parent, what’s your move here?

@SchiavoPet21964 @FiredUpCoug I got a C- in grating cheese, but an A+ in cutting cheese.

@FiredUpCoug How to fry bacon. How to fry/bake/grill a chicken or turkey breast. How to make a simple red or white sauce. How to grate cheese. How to cut up and onion/pepper/potato.

After this week's discourse, these skills need to be added to Gen Z's Curriculum ASAP: The Art of Sandwich Making Ordering at a Drive Through Refrigerating Leftovers Using a Microwave Intro to Grocery Stores Sauce comes in bottles too Rice and Beans are your (cheap) Friends