Joe Colbeck

@vwp9 @AntWilson15 I go for 4 days next Saturday but I'm a fucking legend!

If you go to ibiza for any longer than 3 days your a nutjob., 😷😖

Don’t agree with many things Merson says. But this is 100% correct twitter.com/RonaldoShoots/…

@Ryanair absolute disgrace get to stanstead airport 2 hours before my flight is due to leave. Get to check my bags in at front desk 40mins before the flight is due to leave to be told we have missed my flight! I have used this airline 3/4 times a year for last10 yearsNEVER AGAIN

@gascoigne91 @Daniel_waller13 @VirginAtlantic gay

@Daniel_waller13 @VirginAtlantic Gay

🏅 | Simon Ainge picked up August's @TheNationalLge North Player of the Month award earlier on The striker scored nine goals in the month 🔥

💥 Most league goals in 2017 (top 6 tiers): 31⚽️ 🔥AINGE🔥 24⚽️ Tarpey 22⚽️ Doidge 21⚽️ Kane 19⚽️ Armson, Grubb, Rowe 18⚽️ Lukaku, Sharp, Wood

Ha ha this is excellent. Although @simonainge1 wouldn't need / wear armour in the field of battle 😉 twitter.com/harrogatetown/…

Don't get it twisted folks. McGregor went 10 rounds with Mayweather in a boxing ring. Floyd wouldn't last 5 mins with Conor in the Octagon.

If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.

@simonainge1 @waynelineker Bring back so many great memories

Bang! 💥🚀 Technique in heaps from @HarrogateTown @simonaigne1 👏 Loads more highlights from Saturday's games here ⬇️ buff.ly/2w19tiZ

@de4no22 @RonnieFurman Hope your well furms we need a FaceTime chat soon pal for a catch up!!!

AC Milan legend Paulo Maldini will make his professional tennis debut at the Milan Challenger! 🎾sportbible.com/football/news-…

@de4no22 @RonnieFurman Big garden that

Which one? twitter.com/wxmjackola/sta…

Harry Redknapp has admitted he wants to sign Benoit Assou-Ekotto for Birmingham City, but the player wishes to be a pornstar.

#Manchester town centre, now

Yaya Toure and his agent to donate £100,000 to help victims of last night's Manchester bombing. Class act. 👏

⏳| -24h to Town vs @FCHTOnline Here's a first look at tomorrow's matchday programme 📖