Joe Dodsworth

@mcandidate @TheSquareBall

thoughts and prayers with everyone living with this debilitating condition

@Globalstats11 @D_C_W number 51 👀

Top 100 Most Influential Persons in History 1. Jesus 2. Napoleon 3. Muhammad 4. William Shakespeare 5. Abraham Lincoln 6. George Washington 7. Adolf Hitler 8. Aristotle 9. Alexander the Great 10. Thomas Jefferson 11. Henry VIII of England 12. Charles Darwin 13. Elizabeth I of England 14. Karl Marx 15. Julius Caesar 16. Queen Victoria 17. Martin Luther 18. Joseph Stalin 19. Albert Einstein 20. Christopher Columbus 21. Isaac Newton 22. Charlemagne 23. Theodore Roosevelt 24. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 25. Plato 26. Louis XIV of France 27. Ludwig van Beethoven 28. Ulysses S. Grant 29. Leonardo da Vinci 30. Augustus 31. Carl Linnaeus 32. Ronald Reagan 33. Charles Dickens 34. Paul the Apostle 35. Benjamin Franklin 36. George W. Bush 37. Winston Churchill 38. Genghis Khan 39. Charles I of England 40. Thomas Edison 41. James I of England 42. Friedrich Nietzsche 43. Franklin D. Roosevelt 44. Sigmund Freud 45. Alexander Hamilton 46. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi 47. Woodrow Wilson 48. Johann Sebastian Bach 49. Galileo Galilei 50. Oliver Cromwell 51. James Madison 52. Gautama Buddha 53. Mark Twain 54. Edgar Allan Poe 55. Joseph Smith, Jr. 56. Adam Smith 57. David, King of Israel 58. George III of the United Kingdom 59. Immanuel Kant 60. James Cook 61. John Adams 62. Richard Wagner 63. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 64. Voltaire 65. Saint Peter 66. Andrew Jackson 67. Constantine the Great 68. Socrates 69. Elvis Presley 70. William the Conqueror 71. John F. Kennedy 72. Augustine of Hippo 73. Vincent van Gogh 74. Nicolaus Copernicus 75. Vladimir Lenin 76. Robert E. Lee 77. Oscar Wilde 78. Charles II of England 79. Cicero 80. Jean-Jacques Rousseau 81. Francis Bacon 82. Richard Nixon 83. Louis XVI of France 84. Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor 85. King Arthur 86. Michelangelo 87. Philip II of Spain 88. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 89. Ali, founder of Sufism 90. Thomas Aquinas 91. Pope John Paul II 92. René Descartes 93. Nikola Tesla 94. Harry S. Truman 95. Joan of Arc 96. Dante Alighieri 97. Otto von Bismarck 98. Grover Cleveland 99. John Calvin 100. John Locke Source: Steven Skiena and Charles B. Ward are the authors of Who’s Bigger? Where Historical Figures Really Rank, Cambridge University Press, 2013. Disclaimer: The views expressed are solely their own.

@esbarnard_ @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W I feel this needs its own adjudication panel. Can something be ‘cool’ if the person calling it cool owns/acts said thing? IMO clearly makes it not cool (no shade on Skoda here) PS “Skoda was a dad’s car” said by a dad calling using the word cool possible most dad thing ever..

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W huge day for the barnard household to find out that skodas are cool…!

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST 🔊 The definitive classification of Arsenal’s title chances 🔊 "Goaled" 🔊 The football equivalent of some very specific NFL terminology 🔊 Idris Elba goes for a huge football-club prefix gamble @CDEccleshare @D_C_W pod.fo/e/3593d7

@FootballCliches Guardian Football weekly

@TheSquareBall Yeah, but Gruev’s heat map 🔥

Imagine what the end of that window would have been like if they’d had less than six months to plan it. 😬

@BBCMOTD I remember my first @FootballCliches live show..

It's fair to say Spurs are already looking forward to playing in next season's Champions League! 🤩

🥶 Ice in the veins, trophy in the hands!

@JoeDonnohue @JoeDonnohue any idea who the lads were in the away kit crashing the players celebrations at the KOP end last night?

📸 The best photos from tonight's celebrations at Elland Road. #lufc yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk//sport/footbal…

@EmiratesFACup (Video issue aside) @FootballCliches can it be ‘worth the wait’ if a player hasn’t played in 14 months? Surely ‘worth the wait’ can only be used if a player has played, not scored, and/or constantly coming close to scoring in a sustained period?

@HLTCO @FootballCliches

I’ve never heard it called that. Have I completely missed a piece of footballing parlance for 35 years?

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W My mind has been blown, a small comment from Charlie about reverse fixtures. I am the only one who did not know that each round of fixtures are all played simultaneously in reverse?! (Spent far too long checking this too)

THE FOOTBALL CLICHES POD 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔: The Listeners Your loves & hates: Post-dive "recovery" pantomime, the mannerisms of a part-time Sunday League keeper, the precise motivation for asking “How long ref?” AND MUCH MORE @CDEccleshare @D_C_W & DOC BROWN

@FootballCliches 1:18min - A ‘for my sins’ bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

We're recording FOOTBALL CLICHES on Monday and it's the Adjudication Panel... We'll take your niche observations on football culture — via tweet/DM/email/Reddit — from the international break and beyond. Get in touch!

@JRCooper26 @DeanGripton @nocontextfm1

For any #lufc fans who love Football Manager/stats: FM are looking for a new Leeds United researcher to sort the data for Leeds on the game. I did it for three years between 2012 and 2015 and it's great fun. If you think you'd be suitable, drop @DeanGripton a message.

@RealTimVine @England @BellinghamJude @Tom_Fieldhouse

England possible new chant. @England @BellinghamJude 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #England #EnglandvsDenmark

@The_Forty_Four @Tom_Fieldhouse

Oxford United have just announced signing Josh McEachran with this video… Just wait until the end🤣🤣🤣🤣

@podracing_champ @CDEccleshare @D_C_W @FootballCliches A double swoop some would say…

@manxpie86 @chrisskell

Don't know why he's blaming shearer

@D_C_W @FootballCliches @Michael_TSB same level as WACCOE?

Here's the diagram we referenced on @FootballCliches pod when debunking the claims that Dan James' goal for Leeds the other night was from "the tightest of angles" Listen ⬇️ pod.fo/e/22d5ac

@FootballCliches You guys aware that only 24 hours later The Athletic weekend preview used your ‘claret everywhere’ when previewing West Ham V Burnley?

𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐒: The Adjudication Panel are en route, we have a tremendous show for you*, but there's always room for your questions, your observations and any other forms of buying into our philosophy: get in touch! Show 7.30-9.30, drinking nearby after (*This one WILL have sound.)

@johnnyroc73 @FootballCliches

Alan Partridge talking about Richard Keys is absolutely brilliant.