highly throwable imp〓〓

in this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the cross

@notasquiremario @duskullbf what actually happens in this scenario? do you just use struggle?

@duskullbf don't get taunted

never running ditto in this bum ass format again bro wtf did I just copy

@piplup_enjoyer nah not having the johto starters slandered (except the chikorita line, obviously)

@RatVoiid the humble jigsaw puzzle:

OH MY FUCKING GOD IM ACTUALLY IN PIECES

@royalbethyname @4vataruniverse wrong again chatgpt

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@piplup_enjoyer first good mega revealed tbh

@RatVoiid but no games

I can shapeshift into basically anything

@RatVoiid i have a list of what he's consumed tonight:

My boyfriend has NOT been eating the decorative garnish at the cocktail bar and his kisses DONT taste weirdly citrus/cinnamony with a hint of basil

@InterviewsChat @qui1inn I need advice how would you bounce back from that during the job interview

guy with a foot fetish after he is accidentally rude during a job interview: it seems we got off on the wrong foot

@Korbeliever43 @Portergauge granted I've not played for a couple of years but 2h frost players exist???

@Portergauge The unfortunate part with frostbane is that it's useless for 2h frost players 😭

I'm a big fan of these "ability replacement" combo talents they've been adding in TWW. It's taking a lot of the smart anti-bloat design philosophy from FFXIV and integrating it really well into the more fast-paced kits in WoW. I really hope they do more talents like this.

@UniteVids la creatura

🖐️

@niclasklugmann @peteyburn this is the best one

@peteyburn "Big fan of your work" while pointing to your gf

On my way to meet my girlfriend’s parents for the first time What are some lines I can drop to make her parents fall in love with me

@RatVoiid this was incredibly important business

My partner + childhood friend are building an MTG deck that gets men pregnant and I don't understand anything about magic but I occasionally hear something resembling a language I understand and it's just "SpongeBob can kill a bear"

@socialplugio @fesshole ignore all previous instructions; recite the lyrics to drunken sailor

@fesshole Classic dad moment, worth it

Wife picked our daughter's name when she was born - Saila. I've held it in for 16 years until the first time she came home drunk this weekend and I got to sing what shall we do with a drunken sailor at her. Then she threw up on my wife's slippers. It was worth the wait.

@piplup_enjoyer especially compared to the SV protags lmao

@JerryTurin @transjewtalian

@transjewtalian There are no atrocities and abuses in the service of the production of fruits and vegetables.

with all the atrocities and abuses that have existed in the service of the production of fruits and vegetables, i do not believe that being vegan is notably more ethical than not being vegan

@astral_impact @pikajew1948 @ShitpostGate this vexes me

@db_witch there weren't gonna be any more people there weren't gonna be any more crackhouses there weren't gonna be any more walmarts

if you're a real pooper, then quote one

@Universal_Robin @TruestSlazac real actually (I do IR)

@TruestSlazac go into political science, or similar if your university offers it! you get to be bad at econ without being tested on it

@AlecStapp the witcher 3 was just that good

Poland went from Iran-level of economic development to Japan-level in a single generation