Joel symes

@BetterBathrooms sold a faulty shower screen which wasn't laminated, terrible customer service, don't return phone calls as promised!

Breaking: Obsessed bellend makes complete twat of himself twitter.com/Ceiberfox/stat…

@Radiumltd smashed it lad🍻

@AlexKevan give joe a ring, interim manager till the end of the season

@AlexKevan we're fucked! Might do us good to go down! Could be worse, could be a kopite thinking your going to win the league AGAIN!

@Everton problems for the Blues, need some "dogs of war " not all about pretty passing.

@joeyzev send me a video of you singing it please Joseph

@AlexKevan I think you should lend bill some cash

@AlexKevan carragher an neville milking the fuck out of this

Meanwhile at Wayne Rooney's vine.co/v/O51P6EiahFx

@therealstevenpi nice one pienaar our Vinnie will be made up! #Topman #legend

'I play for glory' - @VincentKompany

@iangrindley1 hahah look at you throwing the shouts out on twatter! Think @AlexKevan has sorted it

Schweinsteiger MOTM by a country mile.

For fuck sake!!! 😫😫😫😫 pic.twitter.com/dnKZWxpJw5

@AlexKevan correct 🍺

Palacios #shitponytail

@iangrindley1 all over it, I actually said the wrong number, whatever Rodriguez was

@iangrindley1 @BBCMOTD #goal3

@Werdna_1 some heavy tweets lately plums