Joel

Literally the most hilarious possible moment for the Aaron Rodgers news to hit the timeline.

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now

@imchrisjordan Hahahah an all timer for sure

I picked a good day to log back into X it seems….

Must have left their LUTs in Oakland

@AdamSchefter This is awful, Adam. Be better.

Eagles leaped to victory. They now are Super Bowl LIX champions.

CHATGPT. WHAT. You just lit $7 million on fire. Worst Super Bowl Ad EVER. Imagine having one of the coolest tech innovations EVER and NOT SHOWING THE SUPER AUDIENCE WHAT IT ACTUALLY DOES. God, that is a horrible ad.

NAH IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMPS SIDE PROFILE WE ON GOD LIVE IN A SIM.

The fact TikTok didn’t sell, despite having many willing buyers, is a testament that it was an agent of the CCP.

Me seeing a crypto guy making $310K from $800 in 15mins with Trump coin while I wake up at 6am to go to work

This is ridiculous. Biden isn’t stumbling, he’s doing what the Fremen call a sandwalk. It’s a specific technique involving irregular steps which are meant to mimic natural, random movements to throw off the sandworms. 9/10 technique.

I just realized that I am no longer being served random street fight or accidental death or deadly car accident or gruesome war footage content on my For You anymore. Almost like someone switched off a “generate rage against society” switch post-election. Funny how that happens.

made a lil highlight reel in honor of Juan Soto, Gold Glove finalist

just triggering a repressed memory for everyone

the northern lights are breathtaking

Bron, my job required me to fly to Boston for a one day conference. Get this, they even had me fly commercial. Just disgusting what these jobs ask us to do… so i feel you man. Weekend is almost here brother!

@imchrisjordan My theory on this is you’re removed from the content once it’s completed. Putting out your own content is so much more vulnerable than client work. It’s a little piece of you out there to be judged by an audience.

Am I the only one with this problem? It’s easier for me to produce and write content for my clients than it is to do the same for myself. I’m working on content for clients that I’m so proud to be crafting and sharing, but then I go weeks without sharing anything myself.

Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.

Being diagnosed with ADHD at 32 is a wild experience. So many answers to so many frustrations over the last 30 years but also new frustrations on how life might be different if this was addressed at a much earlier age.

ABSOLUTELY INSANE! MOTOWN MAGIC, BABY! 🐅

@Superhuman My eyes thank you 🙏

@joel_worst @joel_worst Hey, Joel — great question!  ​ Happy to share you can hit Cmd+K (Mac) or Ctrl+K (Windows) → Carbon to enable dark mode 🌘 ​ ​​Hope that helps 🙏

@Superhuman Maybe I'm missing a setting, but do ya'll have a Dark Mode feature?