Joseph Edward Lavin

@UnwrapTheDay @SweeTARTSCandy what happened to your jelly beans guys. I was a huge fan buying bags on bags of them to eat and give away. I get a bag this year and they are just regular jelly beans. I miss the thick candy coating they used to have. Now im just sad.

@KnowingBetterYT Yay!!!! Missed the vidoes!!!

Alright, time to film. Got everything set up, let me get my clapper board... oh look at that, I didn't erase it from the last time I used it... Oh... Has it really been that long??!!

tell me there is nothing he can do and I'm just out $100 shipping. This is crazy. If your CSR would have said something in the first place this wouldnt have been an issue. I should have just returned the damn thing to newegg. Do better. (2/2) @msigaming @msiUSA @GamersNexus

Well @msiUSA @msigaming after 2 days of talking to your customer service reps and finding out that since the first rep I talked to didnt get me a shipping lable for the monitor I had to RMA after only 2 DAYS of use, I talk to a customer service superviser, Nick, for him to (1/2)

Man @PapaJohns if this is whay your "normal bake" looks like i would hate to see what well done looks like. At this point i would just close down your Jefferson City location. Its beyond saving.

Hey @ChipotleTweets! How is it that when your system glitches and somehow orders 2 of everything i ordered i cant get that fixed???

@johngreen You're a bastard. Following Auld Lang Syne with Googling Strangers was a real dick move. At least let me stop and wipe my tears away first.

Can someone, anyone, explain to me why in the hell @GovMikeKehoe and the Missouri state legislature would back a bill that the majority of Missourians voted for? Why the hell do I even vote if you're just going to throw anything I vote for away anyway? Missouri is falling apart.

My hot take: Chia seeds taste like dead tree leaves. Oak tree more specifically.

@NintendoAmerica @Nintendo @Walmart @PhillyD

@NintendoAmerica @Nintendo @Walmart I just bought a Switch 2 bundle and it didn't come with a download code for MK World. Called Walmart, told me to talk to Nintendo, called Nintendo, told me to talk to Walmart. I just want to race some Karts. @PhillyD

@NintendoAmerica @Nintendo @Walmart @PhillyD Apparently this isn't an isolated case. The customer support rep who told me i was supposed to get it from @Walmart said "[Walmart] must to send a ticket because there is more cases like this but in most of them the solution was contact the retailer for a solution"

@OilersAdam r/tvtoohigh

5 straight wins! How ‘bout them Oilers

So who would have thought the fear factor guy would become a conspiracy theorist with more money than God and more influence than the pope?

@TeamPikaverse @GLYTCHEnergy Woot woot

Thank you @McDonalds this is "just" what I ordered.

@TrumpSC Those are the rolls you don't even tell them the damage, you just hand them 4d6 and tell them to try again.

My poor D&D character got hit by this die roll 💀

@MoDOT I want to officially apologize for all the shit I have given you through out the years. I have now traveled through 6 states in the last 2 days... you do a pretty good job. Thank you for the hard work.

@AuditTheAudit just a heads up, I don't know if you gave them permission to use your intro card for their outo card but they sure did take it. Flashing "audit the audit" and all. Good luck with them if not. youtu.be/6I5o4uLsuJg

@hankgreen Angle in=angle out

Y'all don't need me for this one.