joe martin

My therapist: Tell me about your childhood Me: Well...I was a Toys“R”Us kid.

UFC 🤝 piano

john mulaney @ dreamforce set oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point

DAVID LYNCH announces that "Something is coming along for you to see and hear... on June 5"

this is how I earned LeBron's trust

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Kudos to Nathan Fielder and Emma Stone and A24 for this 24 hour turn-around.

I have no idea why Sam Altman was fired and, from the 10,000 other posts on the topic, nobody else does either. As a result, no one knows what this means for OpenAI or AI in general. Hopefully that saves you some time on Twitter.

Last week I got the chance to visit the first car-free neighborhood built from scratch in modern day America. Come with me as I explore @culdesac — a 17-acre oasis of walkable living in the otherwise sprawling, car-dependent metropolis of Phoenix. 🧵

New to Seattle? November is historically the rainiest month, and with the time change, the sun sets before 5PM until Jan 25th. Here’s a few thoughts on how to make the most of it 🧵1) First off, ignore people who insist you have to innately love it or you don’t belong here.

“Distortion Spear,” our first new music in 2 million years... About how that period felt simultaneously like a lifetime and no time at all. Nature, memory, anticipation. 🌲Click link to... 💦Stream the Single 💦Watch the full video 💦Order the single/vinyl linktr.ee/candyclawsmusic

i gotta delete this app

was really sick this weekend and thought about making this and somehow it worked way better than what i imagined in my fever dream

I love aging and dying don’t take that away from me.

@Michaelroutine Donk orf kong

What’s the name of the game where the player just goes up on various items. Name of game! Name of game, please. What’s the name of the game?

@ruemcclammyhand God damnit I want this.

@ruemcclammyhand Shitting in the streets is how you know it's working.

I wonder if Bob Dole ever ended up watching Trainspotting before his passing.

West coast dates ⬇️tickets⬇️ linktr.ee/conneromalley?…