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Joe Mascardo

@joemascardo

I tweet every once in a while but not enough for people 2 care

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Would flying from Burbank airport to LAX be cheaper than Uber and Lyft if you live on the east side
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It's insane how racist the music is for the Philippines in @90DayFiance lmao. It's like someone went on a playlist and just typed in "music from the orient"
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Maybe the billionaire wanted to go in the submarine to get as far as humanly possible away from his son
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Waystar Royco CEOs have been crowned, congrats to Mark and Jez. Great writing @jessearmstrong1
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Me "working from a coffee shop" is mostly me staring at a wall or out a window with existential dread with my laptop open
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3 hour flight delay at Burbank airport? Oh your mean 3 hours of quality time at Guy Fieri's restaurant?
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Joe Mascardo@joemascardo·
See for yourself!
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Joe Mascardo@joemascardo·
There's nothing like waking up disoriented to a massive water leak around your window and ceiling at 330am making you briefly think your bedroom is sinking underwater
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Joe Mascardo@joemascardo·
Haha you kidding me? I love my poorly insulated LA apartment that also leaks in this time of cold and rain
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Joe Mascardo@joemascardo·
The desperation for money in this failing business is a hilarious but also beautiful thing to witness
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I get PTSD flashbacks from The Last of Us game when I watch The Last of Us show
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Joe Mascardo@joemascardo·
My phone's a little bad boy for going against the grain and autocorrecting duck to fuck
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Joe Mascardo@joemascardo·
The reasons for people reaching out on LinkedIn are endless
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My upstairs neighbors are so nice and thoughtful because in case I don't wake up to my alarm at 8:30am I can wake up to their alarm at 4:45am
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I bought a paper shredder and I don't think I've ever felt more alive
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Mexico City is the new Fred Again
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@gootzjess go to a Filipino restaurant and you'll be in gos heaven
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@farley4reel Haha those rare areas that have more houses than apartment complexes
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Joe Mascardo@joemascardo·
Oh nice, you live in a part of LA where your soap, shaving supplies, deodorant and batteries are not imprisoned
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This guy in front of me ordered a cappuccino with 4 shots and it's like okay buddy I can shit myself in public places too no need to brag
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