Joe Mascardo

Would flying from Burbank airport to LAX be cheaper than Uber and Lyft if you live on the east side

It's insane how racist the music is for the Philippines in @90DayFiance lmao. It's like someone went on a playlist and just typed in "music from the orient"

Maybe the billionaire wanted to go in the submarine to get as far as humanly possible away from his son

Waystar Royco CEOs have been crowned, congrats to Mark and Jez. Great writing @jessearmstrong1

Me "working from a coffee shop" is mostly me staring at a wall or out a window with existential dread with my laptop open

3 hour flight delay at Burbank airport? Oh your mean 3 hours of quality time at Guy Fieri's restaurant?

See for yourself!

There's nothing like waking up disoriented to a massive water leak around your window and ceiling at 330am making you briefly think your bedroom is sinking underwater

Haha you kidding me? I love my poorly insulated LA apartment that also leaks in this time of cold and rain

The desperation for money in this failing business is a hilarious but also beautiful thing to witness

I get PTSD flashbacks from The Last of Us game when I watch The Last of Us show

My phone's a little bad boy for going against the grain and autocorrecting duck to fuck

The reasons for people reaching out on LinkedIn are endless

My upstairs neighbors are so nice and thoughtful because in case I don't wake up to my alarm at 8:30am I can wake up to their alarm at 4:45am

@freesampleLIV @johnyabes_ Censorship has gone too far

NOT IPHONE BLURRING OUT MY BEST FRIEND @johnyabes_

I bought a paper shredder and I don't think I've ever felt more alive

Mexico City is the new Fred Again

@gootzjess go to a Filipino restaurant and you'll be in gos heaven

@farley4reel Haha those rare areas that have more houses than apartment complexes

Oh nice, you live in a part of LA where your soap, shaving supplies, deodorant and batteries are not imprisoned

This guy in front of me ordered a cappuccino with 4 shots and it's like okay buddy I can shit myself in public places too no need to brag