Not Joe Pack

@slightlycxnty Trauma and a mustache

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. THE COMEBACK KIDS ARE BACK. HOLY CRAP. JEREMIAH JACKSON. WHAT?! HOW?!? PETE ALONSO FOR THE LEAD?! THEY WERE DOWN 6. WHAT?! YOU CAN JUST FEEL SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH THIS TEAM. HAVE A NIGHT BIRDLAND… PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.

HE KNEW IT. YOU KNEW IT. WE ALL KNEW IT THE SECOND IT HIT THE BAT. JEREMIAH JACKSON ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

When you etch your name into our history as a true American Hero 🇺🇸

“Be gone witch! Fuck off with you!” 😂

*Every college football burner coming together to cyber bully Canada*

American dudes switching from monitoring the Olympics to Monitoring the Situation in Mexico

Pete's got next 😏

🇺🇸 LFG!!!!!!! USA!!!! 🇺🇸

walking into the craft beer bar that has a chalkboard menu and seeing “coors banquet” written super small at the very bottom

ORIOLES BASEBALL TODAY

WELCOME TO BALTIMORE PETE ALONSO.

For the uninitiated "Master and Commander" is the first book, "Far Side of the World" is the 10th, HMS Surpise doesn't appear until the 3rd novel, and the enemy ship in "Far" isn't French at all but an American heavy frigate But it gets all the book vibes right. Superior film

@Bigmoranx Yo

Does anyone want a TBC Classic Outland Epic Pack? Type yo and follow and I will pick a winner later.

I was so close to leaving with the goods, but the target police said no deal until 2/10! @mattdinniman

BREAKING: HR has set a meeting with the Social Media Team today at noon. Chat, are we cooked?

@Beartrice_WoW Arcane Mage!

The Burning Crusade Classic Anniversary is LIVE! To celebrate, Blizzard have given me an Outland Epic Pack to give away 🎁 To enter: ✅ Follow ❤️ Like 🔁 Repost 💬 Tell me what you're you're levelling first? 🌎 Global (EU & NA) ⏰ Winner drawn 19th Jan 8pm GMT #WoW_Partner

Los delta force liquidando esbirros del regimen.