joe sseninde

@rinahbbyyy Some money. Only 2m

A friend has given me some money but how much is this in ugx??

@SpireJim The baby is not supposed to be in the photo. The boobs are for someone else.

Soon (around July), our short certificate course in Critical Thinking and Social Intelligence will be rolled out. Among other skills it will sharpen, is how to critically analyse information we come across, and how to read beyond what seems obvious. A critical thinker with social intelligence, for instance, would easily see the red flags in this picture. TEST: Look keenly and tell me what makes it suspicious

@KomugishaPeace Peace,I think u should consider the galz determination. I think Sheila looked at that. Bambi tokigeza nyoo atte

UNICEF will cry when they find out Ugandans see students riding bicycles as suffering 😂😂💔

@KomugishaPeace Determination was my main point. Many of the kids tebagala kusoma nga enkuba etandise. Olaba nabakula tebagala kola

We are not saying helping is bad, infact thank you so much🙏what people are trying to say is stop pretending like shez the worst. It is so normal for girls to ride bicycles especially in a homestead with boy children. A bicycle is 350k remember. It was her lucky day Congs. But

@SheilahGashumba Her determination was my best... Kati ako kaja kuba kayiribi.

I don’t know why some of you think I’m helping this girl because I think she is ‘poor’ . That’s not the case! I’m helping her because of her resilience and determination! Imagine what she can do if she is empowered!!! The good thing it’s not your money I will use to help her and neither am I asking anyone to contribute!! Pls if you can’t make someone’s life better because you think they don’t deserve just shut up!

@Nashiline I love the couple. They make my day.

Ladies, don’t just watch and laugh, take the message. Keep the same looks that drew him to you. Renew yourself, because husbands complain silently. Don’t look ramshackle after marriage as if the mission is done. Keep your man excited.

@SamsonMKasumba Oba ono amawulire agasoma atya. Kirabika asoka kufuna coaching b4... kanve wano

The best solution is buy her parents a car so that she is driven to school like……was! What if the boarding school section is not comfortable? May be get her an appartment in Kampala so she goes to an even better school!

@SamsonMKasumba @humbleP24 @mwiine_bri66880 Wama uncle Samson. How old are u? Coz I have always been told nti obukade magezi. Kuba I don't want to "misplace" my next statement. Hmmmm. Mbulira bambi

@humbleP24 @mwiine_bri66880 Uncle N and Auntie…..

@SamsonMKasumba Naye guy Ono banange.

@TommyLeeUganda WOMA OSILIKE

After Receiving A Range Rover Vera Last Year, Tracey Sodo Has Been Gifted With A Brand New Mercedes Benz Worth Over 200m. Ugandans Have Money

@SheilahGashumba Thank u @SheilahGashumba naye I pray u don't get disappointed. Naye beauty will helping u don't expect anything in return. Someone disappointed daddy but he got blessed. Those who know know.

Let me know when you find the girl. She seems committed to her studies. Riding a bicycle in the rain! Bless her! Let me know when u find her. Im ready to pay her school fees in boarding until she is done with her studies!

@NzePatoh Honestly, some of u went to st Lawrence schools naye Era mutunda busimu ku mutasa kafero. Neda neda. Bambi kalinde rain ekendele. Nze ntunda Bundazi naye I went to best schools the country has ever had. Education is the key but not to die 4.

Wait for the rain to stop, stupid child.

@WamanyaPious That's Tanzania. The man campaigned paka Tz. For the gals...Atleast she has a bicycle. Kati mbu u want to buy her a car. Kids are walking over 10km to school musasira wa gali. Come on

The video of a young girl riding a motorcycle to school during heavy downpour has sparked a debate among people asking which country she is from?

@AKasingye Its M7s fault. Atufuze nyoo. Ne binyebwa bikoye. Kwegamba buli kimu kikoye NRM ne M7.

When growing till say 10 years ago, I used to enjoy katogo of ground nuts and Matoke especially at breakfast. It was tasty, brownish and a nice aroma. Today, the same katogo is white, tasteless and no aroma. What’s going on with the gnuts sold in shops around us?

@MaryashMiss After numerous abortions. Things got worse and u decided to cut yo tubes. U made it look like easy and fun. U want to spoil our young ones. Wama Koja mwongere. Its your choice but we didn’t ask you to post on social media. Since u posted ,bear with public opinion.

Please go home to your girlfriend’s cat and leave me alone. About to touch 60 still tweeting on the internet and fighting with us. Unmarried. Ugly. And mentally defunct. Shut the entire fuck up!

@FrankTumwebazek A slim person slimming. Ruhanga wangye.. I prefer the former slim guy not the current one. Who told u that u had gained weight. Kati Otaffire ayogere kki

To health educators & promoters, epidemiogists, nutritionists & all health professionals, I am really worried. And you too should be. Why? The battle against non- Communicable diseases is far from being won. The dominant but mistaken thinking that being heavy, overweight &

@KwabenaOpoku4GH @AfricaFactsZone Something is wrong with some Nigerians. Was this necessary. Nigeria alone cannot support its music. Its a combined effort. U don't think that music is consumed by Nigerians alone.

@AfricaFactsZone Nigerians always putting Africa on world stage that's the reason why south Africans and other low achievers from other African countries keep hating on them

@talk2_joseph @AfricaFactsZone Are u crazy? Justine is the main artist of the event. People an companies pay Justine over $ 20m to perform. Our brother is not yet a match.

@AfricaFactsZone Wizkid is bigger than Justin Bieber , so it should have read Justin Bieber joins Wizkid .

As a man, Neverrrrrrrrrrr everrrrrrr ignore that feeling that tells you to pray. You have the power to save yourself from a lot of things.

@kasiryeadamkad @wekesa_amos @WasswaEmma_ @Uganda_Expozed @UgandaMFA @ubctvuganda @TourismBoardUg @phiona_nam53267 @Muyodi_Shakie Mwana gwe oyina amagezi. Nawe bajikuwe kubanga olowoza bulunji

A diplomatic passport for Amos Wekesa @wekesa_amos Do you agree? #kadiryeadamkad